House M.D. (TV Series)

Changes (2011)

Olivia Wilde: Thirteen

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• [last lines] 

  Dr. Gregory House : It'll end horribly.

  Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : Not for him. She make take all his money. He may be a naive idiot. But he'll always be hopeful. So he'll always be happy.

  Dr. Gregory House : You lost your mother. Euthanized your brother. You have the life expectancy of a pretty good sit com. If you can convince yourself that you'll be miserable no matter what, even without all that stuff, maybe you don't have to hate the universe for dumping a giant turd on you. Fatalism is your survival mechanism.

  Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : And you - dumped by everyone you ever loved. Rehab was a bust. Your leg feels like somebody took a giant bite out of it. We are who we are. Lotteries are stupid.

• Dr. Gregory House : Your High School boyfriend who dumped you. Leaving you unable to believe that anyone can rekindle and old flame.

  Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : He dumped me after I hooked up with his sister.

  Dr. Gregory House : ...Would you mind letting him down gently? I might've made promises that you can't keep.

• Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : I just said treatment for both is chelation.

  Dr. Gregory House : I said force diuresis and try dialysis. You need a transcript?

  Dr. Eric Foreman : You wanna put him on dialysis, risk infection and hemodynamic swings, when we can just chelate?

  Dr. Robert Chase : Whoa! Whoa! Settle down.

  Dr. Gregory House : If we chelate, we're not gonna know what disease he had, which means we're not gonna know if the problem was in his lousy, old job or his still lousy new life, which, for the purposes of a metaphorical argument, is very important.

  Dr. Eric Foreman : Pointless to argue. He's the boss, he needs his puzzle solved. Why bang our heads against a wall?

  Dr. Gregory House : When you're done with the patient, treat Foreman by banging his head against a wall.

• Dr. Chris Taub : I'm sure some people will screw up anything. But some won't. That kind of case, he has a *chance* to turn a miserable life around.

  Dr. Gregory House : Miserable is miserable. Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets.

  Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA. No cash payout is gonna change that.

  Dr. Gregory House : It's like there's two of me.

• Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley : [to House]  I love being back. I mean every theory you and I share is used as proof of my own personal damage.