The Almighty Johnsons (TV Series)

Bad Things Happen (2011)

Emmett Skilton: Axl Johnson

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• Zeb : It's good she's finally found someone though, eh?, 'cause female flatmates are way easier to handle when they're getting boned.

  Axl Johnson : You reckon they're actually...

  Zeb : Oh, yeah. I've heard a lot of boning going on in that room.

  Axl Johnson : I've never heard any.

  Zeb : 'Cause you're always out, man, giving the bone yourself, or you rock in here way after everyone else has gone to bed and commence boing. And while I'm in my room listening to everyone else boing, the only person I get to bone is me.

• Axl Johnson : You need to stop this shit, Anders.

  Anders Johnson : What shit is this?

  Axl Johnson : The shit that leads to three women turning up in the middle of the night wanting to snip your balls?

• Zeb : I thought you couldn't get pissed.

  Axl Johnson : [laughs]  Still got the hangover from Hell, though.

  Zeb : Is that a god thing?

• Axl Johnson : No more sex with mortals until I say so - GOT IT!