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Rock Jocks (2012)

Not Rated | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 1 September 2012 (USA)
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A group of dysfunctional government employees find themselves responsible for shooting down asteroids that are headed for earth.

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A group of dysfunctional government employees find themselves responsible for shooting down asteroids that are headed for earth.

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Good low-budget filmmaking
1 August 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

It's not often that a low-budget movies manage to unironically entertain me, but Rock Jocks is the exception that proves the rule. I'll admit, I wanted to watch this because it looked cheesy, and on a few levels, it still is. There's one location, maybe about 7 people in the main cast, and the CGI isn't exactly Avatar, but this movie manages to use those limitations to its advantage. The movie takes place in an obsolete and underfunded secret bunker, and it's obvious that this overjoyed the production designer, who filled the room with all kinds of retro junk computers and panels. Since the characters never really leave the bunker, the cast size is actually perfect: everybody has their moment, and nobody is used too much. The makeup for the alien, Smoking Jesus, is amazing, and the guy who plays him is the guy who played all the monsters in Pan's Labrynth! This is how you make a low budget sci fi movie!


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