The Office (TV Series)

Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager (2011)

B.J. Novak: Ryan Howard

Quotes 

• Toby Flenderson : I am supposed to collect eyewitness accounts. Who saw Dwight do this?

  [everyone in the conference room raises their hand] 

  Dwight Schrute : Okay, really?

  Toby Flenderson : Would you consider this a terrorist incident?

  Ryan Howard : I felt terrorized.

  Dwight Schrute : Come on.

  Toby Flenderson : Oh! There's a whole other terrorism booklet for that.

  Dwight Schrute : I just really, really think that we should handle this internally.

  Ryan Howard : Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?

  Dwight Schrute : Because you guys are my best friends. And I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground.

  [everyone has a shocked expression] 

  Dwight Schrute : And I mean that figuratively, not literally. Because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.