NCIS: Los Angeles (TV Series)

Imposters (2011)

LL Cool J: Sam Hanna

Quotes 

• Henrietta Lange : You know, it's been a *very* long time since I have heard you laugh, Sam. Hell, life itself can be absurd. But you have to embrace it. If you can't smile now, how can you possibly laugh in the face of death?

  Sam Hanna : Hetty, why are you telling me this?

  Henrietta Lange : As a sailor, Sam, you know the importance of a solid anchor. You have your faith, your family, your sense of humor. Mr. Callen doesn't think he needs anyone. He does. He *needs* you. You're his anchor. And I sense there's a storm coming.

  Sam Hanna : Hetty, you're a lot of things, but a psychic isn't one of them. You want to level with me?

  Henrietta Lange : I just did.

• Nell Jones : Oh, actually, Detective, Hetty asked if she could speak with you... alone.

  Kensi Blye : Ooo. Someone's in trouble

  Marty Deeks : Yeah, right.

  Sam Hanna : Just remember the distress word.

  G. Callen : Yeah. If that doesn't work, just feint a seizure.

  [Callen and Sam leave] 

  Marty Deeks : I'm not in trouble. I'm not in trouble.

  [Quietly to Kensi] 

  Marty Deeks : Hey, am I in trouble?

• Sam Hanna : [Callen and Sam enter. To Bouncer]  Don't get up.

  Bouncer : [Bouncer stands up and blocks their path]  Mr. Fallon's busy and you guys need a warrant. So I suggest you turn around and

  [Bouncer pokes Sam. Sam gets Bouncer into a arm lock and slams him to the bar. Callen continues on] 

  Sam Hanna : I said "Don't get up."

  Mr. Fallon : [Callen enters Fallon's room. He's watching videos]  Hey! I told you, you need a warrant!

  G. Callen : We had probable cause, and you need a lawyer.

• Sam Hanna : [about a bar]  Looks like your kind of place.

  G. Callen : Looks like a dive.

  Sam Hanna : Like I said, your kind of place.

• Marty Deeks : One day, Sam, this dog will save your life. I think somebody owes Monty an apology.

  Sam Hanna : Okay. Nice work, mutt.

  Kensi Blye : That's not very nice.

  Sam Hanna : I was talking to Deeks.

  Marty Deeks : Thanks.

• Sam Hanna : [Deeks brings in Monty the police dog]  You sure that's a police dog and not a specimen.

  G. Callen : Seriously Deeks, at least get him a pair of pants, all right?

  Marty Deeks : Just ignore them, Monty. They're jealous of me too.

• G. Callen : [about Hetty]  Why would she be worried about me?

  Sam Hanna : You can be a worrisome guy.

  [Sam chuckles] 

  Sam Hanna : She pulled me aside - wanted to talk about it today.

  Kensi Blye : Me too. But not about you. It - we had a real heart-to-heart today - about the future.

  Marty Deeks : Me three. She's talking about things changing.

  G. Callen : Guys. She's putting her affairs in order.

• Sam Hanna : SEALs eat pirates for breakfast.

  G. Callen : What do they taste like, chicken?

  Sam Hanna : Fish sticks.