Rock & Chips (TV Series)

Pilot (2010)

Shaun Dingwall: Reg Trotter

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Quotes 

• Reg Trotter : What have the French got to offer us? Citroëns and snails, that's all.

  Clayton : You know, I can't understand how they can eat them kind of creatures.

  Ted Trotter : Have you ever seen a snail close-up? Looks like a bogie in a crash-helmet!

• [Reg threatens to punch Joan in the eyes] 

  Del Trotter : What did you just say to her?

  Joan Trotter : Del, do what I do: just ignore him.

  Reg Trotter : Yeah, keep your nose out son. That way, it won't get broke.

  Del Trotter : Oh, is that right? Well there's a yard out there, so come on, John Wayne, show me how it's done!

  Ted Trotter : Del, leave it, son.

  Del Trotter : Stay out of it, Grandad!

  [Del and Reg stare menacingly at each other for a few moments] 

  Reg Trotter : Ah, can't be bothered with all this! I'm going down the pub. Barmaid's got better drinks on the slate!