Outsourced (TV Series)
Training Day (2011)
Pippa Black: Tonya
Quotes
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Tonya : Dinner and a movie are the deer urine of dating.
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[Tonya is trying to hook Charlie up with a friend]
Charlie : Tell me about the prey.
Tonya : Her name is Veena. I've met her a few times. She's friendly, single and approachable.
Charlie : All right. Lock and load.
Tonya : Good luck, mate. Happy hunting.
Charlie : [approaches Veena] Hi, I'm Charlie. I couldn't help noticing you. And I'm sure you noticed me. I'm like the only slice of white bread in this pumpernickel world.
Veena : Excuse me?
Charlie : I was thinking, if you're free tomorrow night...
Veena : Sorry, you're not my type.
Tonya : [rushes forward] Hang on. You didn't even give him a chance. I mean, I know he's a little gruff on the outside, but he's decent and sweet and you'd be lucky to go out with him.
Veena : I'm not interested in Charlie. I'm interested in you.
Veena : I have been for a long time. I've just been trying to figure out how to ask you out.
Tonya : Sorry, Veena. I'm actually seeing someone.
Charlie : Whoa, wait. You didn't even give her a chance. She may seem gruff on the outside...
Tonya : Charlie... not gonna happen.
Charlie : C'mon. It's like wrestling but with two winners.
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Tonya : Sorry, I kind of led you into an ambush.
Charlie : Are you kidding? You said nice things about me. I got to see hot girl-on-girl flirting. Best day I've had in a long time.
Tonya : Really? You're not discouraged?
Charlie : Hell no. You've got my confidence sky high. I'm in the game now.
[approaches an attractive woman]
Charlie : Hi, I'm Charlie. I couldn't help noticing you.
Woman #1 : Not going to happen.
Charlie : [approaching another woman] Hi, I'm Charlie. I couldn't help...
Woman #2 : I don't think so.
Charlie : [approaching a third woman] Hi, I'm Charlie. I couldn't help noticing you. Would you like to go out some time.
Woman #2 : [looks Charlie up and down] Probably not.
Charlie : Hot damn, getting closer.
[someone walks by]
Charlie : Hi, I'm-oh, that's a dude.
