Here's the deal: I'm sure Brandon Landers and all involved on this film are nice people but, come on! Just because you own a camera does not mean you are a filmmaker. The Ridges is TERRIBLE! Let me make clear that this is by no means the worst movie I have ever seen... in order for that to be true, The Ridges would have to qualify as a MOVIE!! There is zero talent in front of or behind the camera on this thing. Watching The Ridges makes it abundantly clear that not only do the "filmmakers" have no idea how to cast, frame, block, pace, edit, score or shoot a film but, it literally feels like they have never seen a film before.
A few things that you should be aware of when watching this thing: It begins with the theme from INCEPTION. Not some song that sounds like the theme from Inception but, THE ACTUAL THEME FROM ANOTHER FILM! It also clearly shows computers with the Apple logo. That should tell you immediately that the filmmakers do not even have the common sense to know how ILLEGAL it is to sell a DVD with copy-written material and make you question why you should even continue. But, if you DO continue, this is what you are treated to... The filmmakers spend no time setting up characters for you to care about and when the lead "actress" (don't even get me started on that chick) has her big moment and tells two guys on the sofa about what's going on with her, she spends the whole scene (like 4-5 minutes) with her back to the camera. They got zero coverage of the girl from the other side. And that's how the whole movie is. When they go to The Ridges, we are meant to feel scared when in reality, all it amounts to is a bunch of people we really dislike, cursing at each other. I swear to god, we spend a good chunk of time focusing on some dudes chest. Not his face as he talks to us. His shirt. That's it. Terrible acting, nonexistent directing. Everything about this movie is bad.
Someone should let Mr. Landers know that it is completely unethical and ridiculous for a filmmaker to post everywhere they can that his film won all of these terrific awards at festivals that A) don't exist or B) never accepted their film in the first place. He also wants you to believe that the poster was BANNED in the US for being too graphic. Really? Who exactly banned your poster, Mr. Landers? Nobody, that's who. Look, maybe you could've gotten away with crap like that 30 years ago when the internet didn't exist, but did you really think that no one would follow up on your claims. That just shows sheer stupidity on your part. There is no way this film won any awards at any festivals and if it did, I would truly hate to see the films it beat out.
This is an insult to anyone who loves film. This is an insult to anyone who has SEEN a film, actually. You should truly be ashamed that you are peddling this crap to people on amazon (and having family/friends/cast members write glowing reviews). I was duped and am not very happy about it. While I was not expecting "The movie of the year" (as most reviews say), I was expecting someone who at least had SOME idea as to how to go about making a film. Shame on everyone involved.
This isn't even "fun" bad. It is literally like watching a bunch of frat boys drink for 2 hours. And the special features? WOW!! They don't even put them on their own menu, like most DVD's. No, they put them at the end of the movie and the viewer is given such fantastic extras like "watching people audition in what looks like an office kitchen" among others.
Avoid this thing at all costs. It's just bad.
Lastly, Mr. Landers, if you are going to put on the freaking cover of the DVD "MOVIE OF THE YEAR", be sure to put where that quote came from. I'm actually curious. Who said that, exactly? What journalist gave this film THAT review? We both know who it was, dude. Pathetic.
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