Goof Troop (TV Series)

O, R-V, I N-V U (1992)

Rob Paulsen: P.J. Pete

Quotes 

• Max Goof : Peej, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much does your dad usually like me?

  P.J. Pete : Um... less than zero?

• Max Goof : There's Las Vegas... dead ahead!

  P.J. Pete : Oh, man, don't say "dead!"

• P.J. Pete : You know how to drive?

  Max Goof : Sure! I just don't know how to stop!

• Max Goof : What's up?

  P.J. Pete : Okay, in the past two days, you and my dad have made off with everything in my house from the big screen TV to Pistol's toys.

• [with Goofy, Max, and his family riding along, Pete starts up his RV, ready to drive off to the RV show] 

  Pete : Head'em up, move 'em out!

  [Pete blows the horn] 

  Everyone : Yaay! Whoo!

  [the RV drives off. Seconds later, the RV returns, Peg runs into her house, then comes back with her purse] 

  Peg Pete : Forgot it. Sorry.

  Pete : Okay, here we go!

  Everyone : Yaay!

  [the RV drives off, but seconds later, it returns again. P.J. runs into his house and returns with papers] 

  P.J. Pete : Sorry.

  Pete : [drives off, annoyed]  Here we go.

  Everyone : Yaay!

  [seconds later, the RV returns again. Goofy runs into his house, then returns to the RV] 

  Goofy : Left the cat in the dryer! Ah-hyuck!

  Pete : [drives off angrily]  Here... we... go!

  Everyone : Yay. Yay.

  [seconds later, the RV returns again. Pistol runs into her house, the toilet flushes, then she returns] 

  Pistol Pete : All set!

  Pete : THAT'S IT, YA HEAR? WE AREN'T STOPPING AGAIN FOR ANTHING, SEE?

  [the RV suddenly gets a flat tire] 

  Pete : [frustrated]  Oooooh!

• P.J. Pete : [about Max's new sunglasses]  Whoa, where'd you get those?

  Max Goof : Your dad. Pretty cool, huh? He thinks I've got a great future in sales.

  P.J. Pete : Yeah, you don't know my dad, Max. He's sellin' ya, man, and I want us to stay friends.

  Max Goof : Hey, Peej, we're the gruesome twosome, rude dudes. I'm there for ya, pal. Now, would you mind checking for malfunctions? Thanks, gotta boogey.

  [Max leaves] 

  P.J. Pete : Check for malfunctions.

• Max Goof : Hey, Peej. Take my picture in front of the RV, okay?

  P.J. Pete : Take it yourself!

  Max Goof : What's bugging you?

  P.J. Pete : YOU! If you want to be the son in this family, I'll just move out!

  Max Goof : Hey, can I help it if your dad thinks I'm bright?

• P.J. Pete : [after arriving in Las Vegas]  Check it out! The RV show is here!

  Max Goof : And Newt Wayneton!

• P.J. Pete : Absolutely, madam, and not only can you park this baby like a compact car, heh heh heh, it's terrific at, uh, drive-in movies.

  Female Judge : Yes, and such an elegant approach to negative space.

  Male Judge : Definitely the winner for the best design.

  [everyone applauds as P.J. is given a trophy and a large amount of money. An impressed Pete takes the sunglasses he gave Max and gives them to P.J] 

  Pete : Didn't know you had it in ya, son! Why you remind me of... of me! Ha ha ha! Who'd have thunk it? Ha ha ha ha ha!

  P.J. Pete : Runs in the family.