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3/10
This was bad!
paul_haakonsen22 October 2010
Wow, amazing that this actually made it to see the light of day.

First off, despite being labeled as a comedy, this movie didn't make me laugh once. There were a couple of smirks, but that was about it. This movie was compared to the "American Pie" movies, but it doesn't reach that level at any point, not even by a long shot.

The best thing about this movie was without a doubt, the performance put on by Jack Cullison in the role of Brandon Murphy. He, and he alone, carried this movie and made it worth sitting through. I think he actually might just make a name for himself on the screen.

Sure, there were parts of the movie that had potential, but they failed to come through with enough punch to light up the room. There were scenes that had potential for laughs.

Also, the movie suffered from a horrible dialogue. It was painful to listen to it at times, but people at least did the best with what they had. I think, if the writers had actually put more effort, heart and soul into the dialogue, the movie would have been so much better, and had a lot more appeal.

Now, the worst thing about the movie had to be the performance put on by Philip Marlatt in the role of Anthony Reese. Oh my god! I literally wanted to claw my eyes out. It was like watching a hand-puppet show.

Supporting roles by Joseph Booton and Ramon Camacho were also good. They had the funniest roles in the movie, being all quirky and nerdy, but still managing to get with the MILFs.

As for the scenes and the settings, they worked quite well, and were actually some of the nicer things that came together and worked as a unity for the movie.

For a teen comedy, this movie failed. And there was way too much senseless nudity in the movie for my liking. I usually enjoy a good teen comedy or two, but this one was a drag. There are lots of better and funnier movies in this genre. Not everything in this movie is bad, but when you sit down to watch a movie of this genre you except to be entertained and to get some laughs; "MILF" didn't fully deliver to that extend.
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5/10
MOTHER KNOWS BEST
nogodnomasters13 December 2018
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Four college kids have trouble hooking up with girls their own age and discover older women. Brandon (Jack Cullison) and Anthony (Philip Marlatt) are best friends who hook up with each others mom. The film was rather shallow and lacked decent gags and jokes. It is basically a whack film.

F-bomb, sex, and ample nudity.
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3/10
Watch with caution...
eric-a11292 May 2011
I'm going to be straight up with this movie, it's pretty bad all the way around. The acting is awful and just downright hard to watch for the majority of the movie, and the story/plot doesn't make a lot of sense.

However, with that being said there are a couple of moments in this movie where you may catch yourself laughing at the immature humor. This is setup to be like an American Pie style of movie, however it falls way short of that comparison. But for a "Late Night Comedy" it's kind of what you expect, lame sex jokes, lots of nudity, zero character development, and a stupid storyline. I ended up giving it 2 stars because like I mentioned, there are a couple of funny moments, and if you're in the mood for a low budget raunchy comedy this could pass as enjoyable.
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1/10
Don't waste your time
rbpdvc17 October 2010
This is horrible in every sense I don't see the comedy in this at all. Its a bunch of college nerds that can't get laid, that start dating older women. Gratuitous sexual scenes and very little or no substance. Avoid is the word. Its over acted and fabricated, nothing seems natural or even plausible in this. Every MILF they meet they get to bed with. The plot is non existent. The only good thing about this movie (if you're a man) is that you do get to see a lot of breasts, but that's pretty much it. If you really want to watch this, well rent the DVD when its out or download it/stream it online, don't waste much money on this movie, is not worth the money.
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2/10
Milf
torrentstorm18 October 2010
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I agree with the previous reviewer.

This flick is another lame excuse to produce something bordering on hardcore, without going so far as to show private parts while having sex. There is lots of partial frontal nudity, and full frontal on a couple of occasions.

Once again, we are facing a story written about a bunch of stupid college nerds, whose sole interest seems to be getting laid. Ninety percent of the conversations between these idiots was just that, and they discover, of course, that older ladies are willing teachers/partners. Nothing wrong with a nude older woman, mother of your best friend, who likes you and befriends you to the point of taking you to her bed and wanting a prolonged relationship - OK, maybe not quite moral but not unusual. But, where is the lesson to be learned here? This is precisely the point. I was looking for the moral, lesson, punch-line, what-have-you, in this story. I couldn't find any. The final bit ends on a bittersweet note, that your friend's mom realizes the relationship will not last because of the age difference, and the impact it would have on your friendship with her son, who by this time, has already accepted and forgiven you, by the way, even encouraged you to continue (better you than some unknown jackass, right? - or something like that)- of course, why wouldn't he? he's also doing your mother. But then, just as you thought things would end there, your friend's mom arranges another secret rendezvous with you to continue the affair. Still, no lessons to be learned here either.

What then is it? That older women should be preferred over their younger counterparts? That they know more, are better lovers, are even more beautiful with their voluptuous curves? Heck, I knew that when I was barely 8 years old - discovered it on my own. It was the beginning of a long schooling on understanding women's anatomy and how they need to be touched and loved. Now if you wanted to make a soft-core teaching those things, which many don't seem to know, well then, you may have something. But no, not with 'Milf'.

I also take strong exception to the use of such a vulgar word as title to a movie, which would force even unknowing movie goers to wonder what that means, kids included. Making women appear shameful and dirty isn't exactly a lesson anyone needs to learn or see. Life will take care of that on its own.

If I wanted to view such trash, I'd rent a porn. Lots of milf porn around which is certainly better than this, if milfs are what you want to see.
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1/10
Low budget porn (extremely low)
blueeyeddad22 April 2011
This movie is absolutely awful! The producers/directors for this movie must have a lot of money to waste, but probably not. Some of the scenes looked like they were shot on a stage, like this was a play. The acting is 3rd rate (sorry, 2nd rate would be a stretch). How many of them have only x-rated films on their resume? The actor who plays Anthony? OMG! Stick to producing! He was terrible. DO NOT WASTE ANY MONEY ON THIS ONE! I saw it free on Netflix. Good luck to this cast in using this to find more work ;) A plot? I guess that would be the only thing that puts this a step above the normal low budget x-rated movies. The writers must have worked for free. The lines? What were they thinking? Was this made by a bunch of freshmen college students? The women used as the MILF's must have come from time off at the red light district. There was no acting here!
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1/10
Just an awful movie on all standards
vampyrecowboy31 December 2010
My review says it all just in the title alone.

This was not only boring, but sad and stupid as well.

With the horrible script, atrocious actors and go nowhere plot, I sat through this mess of a production to see what the final result would be - and it still sucked till the very end.

With almost no entertainment value, I wonder as I have many time before, how productions as this get made - even to direct DVD or video.

There is some decent camera work and editing - that aside, I see no bright and sunny future for the writers, actors, director or producers.

Sorry, but that's the truth.
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1/10
Nerdy virgin fantasy. Gunga geenga gee
DustinRahksi13 July 2013
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I'm torturing myself, I really am. I got to stop watching this stuff, even though it's my duty to rant about it. The film is soft core porn, much like Barely Legal. There is at least 12 sex scenes, all of which feature a bunch of guys who can't get a girl, yet they all have lots of girls. Yeah it doesn't make a lot of sense and is completely unrealistic, not that I know what realistic is anyway. I can tell you right now that this was made by some sex depraved loser that never got lucky in the real, so he had to exploit women on film, and exploiting is a no-no in my book. What else is there to say besides frat boys make God-awful movies, because they don't know SH-t about cinema. It's quite evident this is only appealing to young teen males that don't have any morals and don't understand the true meaning of filth like this. Or they probably just don't care. This is just a porno, no story, no acting, nothing that is required to be a film. Hell, porno's are more well made than this is.

In short, I wish I could physically destroy this film from existence. I don't get why women are so okay with being exploited, it has to have something to do with how screwed up society is. Maybe I'll never know.
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2/10
Dire
TheLittleSongbird20 January 2013
There is only one redeeming quality to Milf and that was the performance of Jack Cullison, who has a natural likability and he tries very hard with his barely developed role. Everything else is dire from start to finish. The rest of acting is atrocious with most either over-acting or can't do anything with their roles, while Phillip Marlett is incredibly irritating and Molinere Green only seems to have one expression. They are not helped by their obnoxious and cardboard-cut-out characters and childish and painfully unfunny script, nor by the paper-thin and structurally all-over-the-place story. The sex scenes are unsubtly gratuitous, often Milf read too much like a porn movie, the music is generic just seems to be there with no purpose, the direction didn't look as though it was even there at all and while there are visually cheaper films out there everything just looks too bright and ordinary. All in all, Cullison aside Milf was a dire movie. And just before anybody defending it jumps on my back, I knew what I was expecting beforehand but was hoping that Milf would do something that was watchable. I'm sorry but I found it sloppily executed, thinly plotted, unfunny, distasteful, atrociously acted and annoying, and there was no excuse for that no matter how hard you try to convince me otherwise. 2/10 Bethany Cox
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1/10
Hard to believe sh** this bad gets made
bryan-930-33736615 June 2019
Just an excuse for gratuitous sex and nudity. Horrible acting. Horrible writing. And really stupid.
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10/10
Funny, ridiculous, movie. Liked the actors, not much else!
eyoyo11 July 2012
I was actually an extra in the bar scenes in this so I was stoked to see it all put together.

They meant for this to be a raunchy college movie but the raunchy (boob scenes) parts were by far the least interesting, not really filmed funny, felt like the boob scenes lasted like 60 seconds too long after the laugh.

The dialogue on the script sides were pretty bleh and not really referenced when they shot, pretty much every single line you hear in this movie is improv. Probably better that way. The director seemed indifferent on whether they followed the script or not, he seemed way more concerned about the camera work/lighting and really never gave a direction to the actors. . The one time I saw him direct an actor was in the bar scene, he told Anthony (Phil Marlatt) that in post they were going to add loud bar music and he needs to yell as if he's trying to talk over the music. So Marlatt yelled his lines and then the other actors did not yell during their coverage! I felt bad nobody said anything, guess it kind of works cause Anthony was in shock and drinking all night.

The 4 four lead guys were actually all good looking guys in their own right so off the bat it was hard to believe these guys had bad luck with the ladies. I got no complaints on cast though, Jack Cullison was natural in his performance, kept it simple, the way he was in person was pretty much what you saw as the Brandon character. Philip Marlatt is a really funny dude and by far has the most emotional range. The British guy "Nate" got to be a little much for me, a bit theater-ishly big at times, but these 3 guys definitely figured out how to make their own characters seem like guys who don't have much luck with the ladies; Brandon was nerdy and awkward, Anthony was a spaced out, angsty, and over-sensitive, Nate was an obnoxious, 6 year old Austin Powers. Ramon Camacho, "Ross", he was also a good natural actor with charisma, but I had a hard time believing he'd have trouble getting with girls, his pink shirt really only made him look more alpha. Never got to meet the female leads. I thought Jamie Bernadette was uniquely pretty, probably a model/actress, just like anyone else her looks will help her out. Brandons mom was probably cast because she was the only one of the herd of milfs, willing to do nudity, that actually read like a real person. Every other actress with a boob scene probably never got the memo that they were making a narrative feature and not a porno.

HATERADE CLEANUP BELOW

I see people ripping on so many obvious things about this movie, this is for you; Yes, this movie is a prime target for hecklers to roll around in bitter flavored green muck, so hecklers, wipe the mud from your eyes and take another look at the cover; THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE IS "MILF!" The entire production of this film was taken about as seriously as you were when you decided to watch the film and if you understand film business you will understand the fact of the matter is that the consumer (those of you who watched the movie) was drawn in to a movie based on the cover. You selected Milf, in a genre of goofy-college-raunchy-boob comedy, intended for a 15 year old boy who get to think college will be a sex-crazed party place where no school happens just alcohol and sex. If you're an envious low-budget filmmaker who thinks only big budget films get the breaks, take a lesson from this company. I've been on their set, this was an incredibly low budget film but the difference is they know how to get a movie out there around the world. This is the same production company that makes Megashark vs Giant Octopus, their movies are ridiculous and it works, most people buy their movies knowing what they're going to get, ridiculous. That's a business profile that generates them the opportunity to continue to generate 14 movies a year, I think their method is working for them. Most low budget film and high budget films don't make money, theirs do.

That being said, I will join everyone and say the script was a miss. I think it would have been a better movie if it was just the storyline of Brandon and Anthony, best friends both trying to keep the same secret that they've slept with the others mom and see how both characters deal with it. I felt the Nate and Ross bet was basically to make sure to have a lot more boobs in the movie. I think the directors strengths were in cinematography and he didn't care much for story or guiding the actors. Every single actor in this had no long list of credits to their name, if the one film you saw an actor play in was the movie Milf, it's silly to assume anything about their talent. I pretty much got what I was expecting from this movie.
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Simply Awful!
riboncek5 August 2011
After having watched half of the movie, I simply closed the media player and returned the rented title back to the store the very next morning. Where to begin...

The title itself foreshadows eroticism which in most cases means no plot, poor acting and lots of sexual scenes. And that is exactly what "Milf" is all about. The story seems to have been written by a high school student since the major part of the movie is about sex and showing explicit material and the dialogs between the characters are old and cheesy. Even the plot itself is, well, plot less, and all has been done before (single guys, no luck with women, bullied by "popular" kids, then all of a sudden WHAM, they're laid and feel as if in heaven). Yawn.

The acting is the worst thing about this movie. I don't know what they were thinking with Philip Marlatt (Anthony) Molinee Green (Lori) because their acting is god-awful! They can't fake emotions and you never know whether they are surprised, confused, happy... their expression is always the same. It's like watching a cheap high school play.

I seriously don't know what were they thinking when filming this...
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7/10
Good eye candy with some laughs
stalkingdivinity25 October 2010
Not really into the whole teen sex comedy thing, but I wanted to pick this up because it had several late night softcore actresses I'm a fan of in it. The eye candy delivered, but in some cases was all too brief.

I mostly got it because Kylee Nash is in it and I'm a big fan, and I really wanted more of her after seeing her in The Hills Have Thighs. Her scene is decently long for a bit part, very hot for non-softcore, and surprisingly funny.

Christine Nguyen was one of the other main reasons I picked it up, and her scene was over a little more quickly unfortunately.

Diana Terranova was also in it and I was very happy to see her in some nice naked action after the tease in The Hills Have Thighs.

As for the rest of the movie, it was funny enough that I laughed at most of it. I thought the acting of everyone, both the main characters and the gorgeous ladies playing the MILFs, was surprisingly good for what a low budget it must have been considering it came from The Asylum. The jokes were basically what you'd expect, but they were delivered well and made it worth watching the entire thing instead of just skipping to the sexy bits.
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1/10
Considered Cancelling my Netflix Subscription
joshuaallensewell23 October 2013
This movie promised to provide me with some raunchy, over-the-top entertainment. However, it wound up disappointing me in ways that can only be compared to that gut-wrenching disappointment that I endured when I first saw a male person of color naked from the waist down. Similarly, the imagery provided in the form of poor acting from this cast of talentless wanna-bees is burned into my eyelids much like my first sighting of D'Qwon- the tri-legged track-star and beneficiary of white snatch.

This movie very obviously tried to be the American Pie for a new crop of young lads. It exceeded only in being one of the few films in recent memory that was more poorly written and more poorly acted than American Pie. Normally seeing a guy collect seed in his eye-hole would bring me to a fit of laughter, but this seed collector even managed to ruin that for me. I have sent a notarized letter to SAG asking that this entire cast be barred from gracing our screens ever again.
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2/10
Waste of Time
dpick18211 November 2010
This isn't the worst comedy ever made, but their are so many more well written and acted films out their.

This movie is a lame soft porn film that is badly written and no real plot to it.

The laughs are few and far between and it feels like a lame imitation of American Pie.

Honestly,just a photo of Molinee Green nude toward the beginning of the film is all person attracted to women would ever want from this film. Her few minutes in the film is honestly the only thing worth watching for myself.

The film is only 90 minutes but I ended up watching at 1.5x speed to get through it as it just seems like 85 minutes to long.
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4/10
Its an asylum film
mrmurray-0259017 April 2019
Not a bad movie, not a great movie. By the box art alone, you know what you are getting. If you love "slackers" or "Bob the Butler" this is for you. The protagonist is loveable, but his friends are hit and miss. A handful of laughs but all and all just another asylum film. It's Canadian American Pie. Not unwatchable.
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2/10
Awfully boring
GirishGowda26 November 2011
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My friend recently lent me his DVD collection. It had been a long time since I had watched an adult comedy and I have never watched a movie with the whole premise based on this concept. So I gave this movie a shot with low expectations and as soon as the movie opened, I knew this would be cheesy and crass. But hey, what adult comedy isn't cheesy! So it was a low budget movie. Turns out its just like every other adult movie where the leads sole purpose is to get lucky. I just hoped it would give me some decent laughs.

So there is this group of four college nerds, who have probably never been laid in their life (except for Anthony), who discover that its easier to bait sexy older women into having sex with them, rather than having their hopes dashed by girls of their own age. Anthony has a huge crush on his best friend, Brandon's mom and one day he walks in on her when she is naked. To make things right with Brandon, he promises to do anything he asks of him. Brandon, while having his eyes set on another chick his age, also gets into a friends-with-benefits kind of situation with Anthony's mom. He hides this fact from everyone else and the movie tries to make you laugh from the ridiculous acts of these four guys.

There are many clichés normally associated to this genre. They could have pulled off a good movie if the writers had any brains. It seemed like it was written by horny teenagers. The women actors are all basically just porn stars out to make a quick buck in their spare time and the movie portrays all older women as sex maniacs who would jump into bed with just about any guy. Never once did this movie actually manage to be entertaining or had a proper story. I didn't enjoy the movie and it made no sense most of the time. I barely laughed, no, just smirked at a few scenes and ended up playing the movie at 1.5x-2x speeds.

Anthony's 'acting' and God, his eyes and voice made me want to kill him and burn myself! The two other friends, an English and a Latin guy, at first, came off as blundering idiots, which they are, but as the movie progressed I didn't hate them as much as I thought I would. The only one with any acting ability was Brandon (Jack Cullison) whose character isn't fleshed out (not that I was expecting any kind of good writing) and is wasted in the movie. There is gratuitous nudity and surprisingly, not much crass humor. Even then, the movie is very boring with atrocious writing and acting. If you want to watch sexy older naked women, might I suggest the next level in adult entertainment! It has much better acting and is more enjoyable than this garbage.

2/10
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2/10
Reviewing for actress Jasmin
Nature90002 March 2011
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It is not every day that one or both of the twins you knew in high school end up as actors. Ciara and Jasmin Jandreau, they were big theater buffs throughout junior high and high school, and now are actresses. You can find them both on IMDb.com. It would appear that Jasmin has appeared in two actual films/movies, they're not big movies, but they're there nonetheless. I have decided, that due to this remarkable discovery of the twins, to watch and review Jasmin's first film: MILF. It would appear she plays a small role in the film, perhaps one of those 'blink and you miss' moments.

-review starts now-

Starting out with the opening. The trailer looked to resemble American Pie, and I question whether this will go along the same route of that movie. I pray that it is not a "cheesy porn" type movie, either, but hype does not seem to live up to that promise. The opening starts out with one of the main characters simply staring at the asses of various women. There is also slightly catchy music that can distract from the scene, or maybe the full screen shots of clothed female butts is distracting to the music. The movie then commences to start out with the main guy being so distracted he literally trips and falls onto a woman sitting down on a bench. She then shouts out "What the hell is wrong with you?" Pushes him off, and he stares into the sky.

So this is one of those frame by frame moments, where the screen just rolls over random people before stopping onto the main characters. It is here, watch fast! Jasmin appears! At first I thought she was the girl walking down the steps, but she's the girl in a black dress laughing with some dude. At most, this would appear to be her involvement thus far. I will watch this movie and see if she appears again. As her name appears on the movie in IMDb, one would think she has a bigger involvement than just a random screen fly by.

I am taking this opportunity to skip several scenes. Jasmin does not appear again. And after skipping random scenes we stop at one scene that looks interesting and we realize quickly that it's another scene to skip. The dude's best friend walks in while his mom and the main guy hide under the bed. The guy evidently recorded having sex and the best friend found it...and reacts...peculiarly.

Skipping several times, we stop at an argument and the guy finally finds out that the guy and his mom were together (HOW HE DIDN'T SEE THAT EARLIER I DON'T KNOW), but a big fight occurs and he nearly tears the guy's head off. This whole fight, with the onlookers is the first actually interesting thing to see. Cue more randomness, however, when the best friend admits to also sleeping with the other guy's mother. Movie ends with the main guy hooking up, finally, with the girl his own age.

The credits roll, and we see Jasmin's name at the bottom of the cast list under the "Party Girls" section. That's her mention.

My grade on this movie:

Humor: D- Cast: D+ Plot: F Action: D Watchable: F

Several factors go into this, would this movie make it on its own? No I don't think so. It's incredibly disturbing and makes me want to puke. I found it so bad that I skipped through 70 out of 88 minutes of this movie. My advice to Jasmin, stay away from the cheesy porno type movies that have absolutely no real plot line. Actors who end up involved in pornos fall into a trap they can never get out of, so few have ever made it out, friend. You are lucky to be just a background character, your name has not been tainted too badly, as such. Please, I beg of you, stay away from these types of movies if you're aiming for the big time!

In high school, I respected you and your sister for the plays you were involved in and everything you did. I congratulate the both of you on your hard work and endeavors. Your sister seems to be doing well, as do you. It would appear that both of you have started out on different paths, for her it is more motivational type stuff that isn't disturbing, disgusting, or makes me want to revisit my lunch.

You're a great actor, do well and succeed!
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3/10
Son should've known
kosmasp27 October 2013
It's kinda a morality story with quite some nudity and sex in it. It's also a comedy, though it never reaches comedy highs such as American Pie, even though or maybe because it takes one phrase of that movie and runs a complete movie with it. There was another movie recently that had the desperate Housewife/Milf theme in it, which wasn't better or worse than this, but they still try obviously.

Some jokes are good, but it's all very predictable and the conclusion or rather resolution is pretty weak too. Gross scenes aside (peep hole) the movie tries to reel you in with a sense of friendship and teen life itself. Quite a few things feel forced and I don't think many will watch or like this very much
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1/10
Worse Than Watching A Legitimate Murder
ddhmusic9 September 2017
As a connoisseur of bad movies, I've seen my fair share of bad movies. This is not so bad it's good. It's not even so bad that it's bad. It's the worst piece of cinematic garbage I have seen since Theodore Rex. My friend and I have a very simple rating system. A bad movie has to surpass so bad that it's bad and become so bad that it's good to get past a one. Notable ones include Leonard Part 6, Foodfight, and Super Babies. The only zero given out before tonight was Theodore Rex because it was the actual worst thing I had ever witnessed. This movie ended up surpassing such low expectations and actually making us rethink the entire rating system and making zero a legitimate rating. For the love of all that is holy in this world, do not watch this, not even as a joke, not because it's the Asylum, not because it's called Milf. Watch porn instead if that's what you need, just please, nobody ever watch this movie ever again. Thank you.
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1/10
Really really bad..
andree38710 February 2013
This has to be one of the worst movies I've seen.. The actors almost made me suicidal. There's not even a story to it! It's just like "Oh, we're so bad with women our age that we need to go out and score middle aged women."

Didn't know a college existed of 4 guys and like 3 girls? Anyways, I usually like these kinds of movies but this one was just horrible. Everything about it. The actors, the story etc..

I read these reviews before I watched the movie but I thought I'd give it a chance. Big mistake! I only thought one thing in the movies was funny. Then the rest that were supposed to be could be the humor of a pubescent 12 year old boy.
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10/10
One of the funniest movies of all time
HockeyIsBestSport3 October 2015
I loved this movie. I think the funniest scene of all time is the one in the dorm room after class is cancelled. I convinced my wife to watch this and even she laughed a ton. You have to be a real stick in the mud to not like this movie. Please come out with a sequel!! OK ten more lines, I actually created this account just so I could review this movie... I am willing to do this because this movie is that good. I really liked all the actors, they seemed very down to earth and nice people in real life. Another awesome part of the movie was the dinner with the gay ex husband. Just having the balls to make a movie like this is impressive. For me a movie has to be a documentary, reality TV, or so outlandish that it makes you laugh. This movie fits the bill. I'm not sure if this movie coined the term "Devils threesome", but that was the second funniest scene of all time. That in my opinion makes this movie the funniest and best comedy I have ever seen. Ten Stars! Really I enjoyed watching ten actors in this movie, and I am extremely picky about actors. Most movies I turn off because the actors are too annoying. This movie I can watch every year or so. Cheers! I hope you enjoy it!
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7/10
Served its purpose
bcdc19842 November 2012
First, if you were looking for cinematic excellence, you should have known better than to even view this film. MILF? With soft core porn actresses? Certainly you weren't expecting Academy Award quality.

This had a minuscule budget of $500,000. The sole purpose was to provide the voyeuristic viewer fantasy romps of college kids and the hot MILF characters.

The plot? Yes, it was thin. Realistic? Of course not. How much fantasy is real? It is my guess that the target audience was pleased with this. Amy Lindsay deserves a special mention because she does have some legitimate acting skills. She's one of only a few in that genre that could legitimately cross over to the more mainstream cinema and succeed (Beverly Lynne and Kira Reid being the others).

When reviewing a movie, I look mostly at what I assume the director's intentions were. What was the target audience? In this case the movie was a success and don't be surprised if some sort of sequel emerges from it.
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2/10
A Real Disaster for "Milf".
dhaufrect-114 September 2013
A comedy it is not. But rather a disaster it is. "Milf" can go down as a nearly worst film of all time. It is directed by Scott Wheeler, and it was written by Jonathan Haug and the story by Erik Estenberg. It entails a series of sexual encounters by some college age kids with some older women who just happen to be the mothers of their classmates. Ramon Camacho plays Ross, Joseph Bootan plays Nate, Amy Lindsay is Holly Reese, and Philip Marlrt is Anthony Reese. jack Cullison is Brandon Murphy. Rarely do I pan a film this severely, however, "Milf" has strongly earned its low rating as one DVD to avoid. I would put it in the category of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". One would likely benefit more from staring at their blank computer screen. Avoid this one if possible.
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BETTER than the title,And Its a Good Title !
guestar5719 October 2010
Stars: Diana Terranova, Kylee Nash and Christine Nguyen.

This is a really well written comedy.

Some laugh out moments,That We are used to paying $15 at the multiplex to achieve Mike Gaglio almost steals the movie and definitely his scene as a yoga guru.

These college boys having sex with older women seems mean at first,But these are no ugly babes at no matter What Age !

Well developed characters in some very different situations. Should do big money on Red Box, Netflix and where it can be consumed.

The 'John Mayer' lookalike can handled angst and comedy,From Scene To Scene. This could easily have been another American Pie... This could have starred Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen,The script is at that level.
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