NCIS (TV Series)

A Man Walks Into a Bar... (2011)

Rocky Carroll: Leon Vance

Quotes 

• Dr. Rachel Cranston : I spoke with your in-house psych service unit. No time for them either. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were avoiding us.

  Leon Vance : Our case takes priority.

  Dr. Rachel Cranston : Some would say that's uh, shortsighted.

  Leon Vance : Well, the victim's family wouldn't.

• Dr. Rachel Cranston : I promise that I won't be intrusive. I prefer to be out in the field when I evaluate, so your team should not experience any down time. It, uh, should be painless.

  Leon Vance : Oh, I'm not worried about them. *You* on the other hand.

  Dr. Rachel Cranston : Skin's thicker than it looks. So who should I start with?

  Leon Vance : Pardon?

  Dr. Rachel Cranston : In your opinion, who has the most to talk about?

• Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony, you may want to stop acting like a jackass.

  Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's not an ass. It's hor... hor... I can explain, Sir!

  [DiNozzo turns around and notices Vance and Cranston] 

  Leon Vance : Settle in, Doctor. This should be good.