American Dad! (TV Series)
Cops & Roger (2010)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Roger : My piece!
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Roger : [about his exam] Why is this wrong? Next to "Miranda rights" I put, "Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help her raise her baby." Are these questions not about Sex and the City?
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Stan Smith : Roger's a dirty cop. He's been on the force for three hours.
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Klaus : You know what? I'm not gonna push the conversation. I'm just gonna chalk this up as a "W."
Stan Smith : Shut up, Klaus!
Klaus : And I broke even.
Francine Smith : Quiet, Klaus!
Klaus : And I blew it.
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Stan Smith : [Stan is mingling] Best looking guy in the group
[a better looking guy enters]
Stan Smith : uh no this guy is, why don't you go find another group handsome
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Stan Smith : [on the phone to Director Bullock] I have something you're gonna wanna see, no it's not nude photos of Talia Shire, I'm not asking you to guess, no I'm not getting you a belt, you can wait, sir stop it
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Roger : Somebody, please! My name is Clive Trotter and I'm an American, and I am in trouble!
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Roger : Steve, you have to help me. I can't stop thinking about what happened. Francine got mugged and I just sat there. I was useless and pathetic and weak. How do you live with yourself when you feel that way?
Steve Smith : I guess most people just...
Roger : No, I'm talking about you specifically. How do you, Steve, live with yourself?
Steve Smith : Charming. This side of you is charming.
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Steve Smith : You joined the police academy, Roger? Sounds pretty bad-ass.
Francine Smith : Steve, language!
Roger : Shut the fuck up, Frannie. The boy's expressing himself.
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Roger : I'm tired of being weak! Help me!
Stan Smith : I've been waiting to hear those words for a long time. I just prayed they would come from my son and not an alien in a sports bra.
Roger : It's a support tank. It's too small. It rode up my belly.
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Roger : Chaz, can you take me home? My tummy doesn't feel so good. I should have just had sex with that mayonnaise.