The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Zarnecki Incursion (2011)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [Sheldon is holding a Klingon Bat'leth] Why did you bring that?
Sheldon Cooper : No weapon strikes more fear into a man's heart than a Klingon bat'leth.
Leonard Hofstadter : OK, let's get clear on something. We're just gonna tell this guy to transfer all of your stuff back into your account and then be on our way. No one's "batlething" anybody.
Sheldon Cooper : So my blade shall not taste blood tonight?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, now I just feel silly holding it.
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Howard Wolowitz : No-one can hide from me: not Waldo, not Carmen Sandiego, not even topless Natalie Portman.
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Howard Wolowitz : [while playing World of Warcraft] Alright, here we are; this is the tavern where all the black-market weapon trades go down.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't think my character should be in a place like this; everyone's undressing her with their eyes.
Howard Wolowitz : Maybe if you stop dropping your sword and bending over to pick it up!
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Raj Koothrappali : [while on a road-trip] I took the liberty of burning us a mix of heroic questing music.
Sheldon Cooper : This says Beyoncé Bootylicious Dance Mix.
Raj Koothrappali : It's a rewritable CD, just put it in.
Howard Wolowitz : Beyoncé, really?
Raj Koothrappali : She's curvy and she's owns it. I like that.