The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Benefactor Factor (2011)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
Leonard Hofstadter : No, I didn't do it for the money.
Sheldon Cooper : She stiffed you?
Penny : I believe that's what your roommate did to *her*.
Sheldon Cooper : What?
Penny : Again, read the book we gave you!
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Penny : [to Leonard] Good morning, slut!
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Penny : Oh please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering donating money so we could get a cryogenic centrifugal pump...
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, wow!
Howard Wolowitz : Yess!
Leonard Hofstadter : Then she stuck her tongue down my throat.
Sheldon Cooper : Why?
Penny : Okay, we can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we got you.
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Leonard Hofstadter : She hit on me.
Howard Wolowitz : Wait, wait, are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?
Leonard Hofstadter : I think so.
Howard Wolowitz : You lucky duck.
Penny : You're really a broken toy, aren't you?
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Howard Wolowitz : Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled tochus.
Penny : Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go to a fancy party wearing a dicky.
Howard Wolowitz : Excuse me, my girl friend doesn't pick out my clothes. My mother does.
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Penny : What was that about me trading sexual favors for material gain?
Sheldon Cooper : It's a compliment. I believe in giving credit where credit's due.