Modern Family (TV Series)

Earthquake (2010)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

Quotes 

• Phil Dunphy : Buddy. You okay?

  Luke Dunphy : [pointing to the cabinet]  That thing almost fell on me. I was sitting there, and it came this close to my head.

  Phil Dunphy : It's alright. You're okay. You didn't get hurt.

  Luke Dunphy : Well, I'm not going wait around here until I do-

  [bangs into wall] 

• Phil Dunphy : It's like they say: sometimes when God closes a door, he closes it so hard that your wife can't get out.