Community (TV Series)
Modern Warfare (2010)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes.
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Pierce Hawthorne : [Abed, Jeff and Troy enter the vending machine area] Hey! What the hell?
Star-Burns : I got you covered, bro.
Pierce Hawthorne : You guys formed an alliance without me?
Jeff Winger : Yeah. You with Star-Burns?
Pierce Hawthorne : Not if I can be with you.
[shoots Star-Burns in the back]
Star-Burns : Ow!
Pierce Hawthorne : Ha. It's just Star-Burns.
Abed Nadir : Anyone else need a pee break?
Jeff Winger , Troy Barnes : Yeah.
Abed Nadir : Hey.
Star-Burns : Hey.
Pierce Hawthorne : I'll stand guard. I don't need to pee. I'm wearing a diaper for the game.
Jeff Winger : Oh, yeah.
[sarcastically]
Jeff Winger : "For the game."
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Jeff Winger : Take cover!
Shirley Bennett : Run, Pierce!
Glee Club : La la la... La la la la la la la la la...
Abed Nadir : [hears singing in the distance] Glee club.
Britta Perry : How do you know it's the Glee Club?
Abed Nadir : Listen.
Glee Club : [harmonizing] La... La... Hit me with your best shot.
Annie Edison : Oh, brother!
Glee Club : Why don't you hit me with your best shot.
Annie Edison : [rises and yells] That is *so* uninspired!
[is shot]
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Britta Perry : You know what? I say if any of us win the prize, we give it to Shirley as a Mother's Day gift.
Abed Nadir : Absolutely.
Jeff Winger : What? Abed, you don't have to do that. I am so sick of you guilting people with your phony humanitarian schtick.
Britta Perry : Phony? When I win, you can watch me do it.
Jeff Winger : Of course you'll do it, but that won't make it less phony. You know, you'd be a lot more likeable...
Britta Perry : If I never did anything for anybody ever?
Jeff Winger : Yeah. Because when you help people, that always turns out great.