Community (TV Series)
Romantic Expressionism (2010)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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Britta : Fine! I cared. I'm a girly girl. I like boys, and I don't like it when they're mean to me, and I don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends, I'm not that cool, I'm not JUNO, homeslice.
Jeff Winger : This is what this was about for you? You were jealous?
Britta : Oh, please. You can't tell me you weren't jealous that Vaughn had his hippie hands all over your debate-slash-make-out partner.
Annie Edison : What are you insinuating? I took that kiss for the team!
Jeff Winger : What?... yeah. That kiss wasn't for pleasure, it was strategic and joyless.
Annie Edison : What?... yeah.
Troy : You did get weirdly specific describing Annie's body.
Jeff Winger : More specific than the stuff you told me about Britta?
Britta , Annie Edison : What?
Shirley Bennett : Does anyone get specific about me?
Pierce Hawthorne : Check your e-mail.
Shirley Bennett : I mark you as spam.
Pierce Hawthorne : Who the hell is Pam?
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Abed : When you guys first came in, we were as wholesome as the family in the Brady Bunch. Now we're as dysfunctional and incestuous as the cast of the Brady Bunch.
Shirley Bennett : I agree with Abed. This is getting creepy.
Annie Edison : No more creepy than when Jeff wears tight jeans and you say, "I'd like to slap those buns on the grill!"
Shirley Bennett : First of all, I don't talk like that, and second of all where I'm from it's perfectly normal for women to talk about their male friends' backsides. You don't see me saying anything about Abed and Troy's weird little relationship.
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Britta : We see ourselves as your Greendale parents.
Annie Edison : You're not my mom, Britta. She would never wear boots that go that high. And what about treating me as a friend and an adult?
Britta : Oh, you wanna be treated as an adult and a friend. Then try not stealing your friend's ex-boyfriend. Find your own man.
Shirley Bennett : Ooh!
Annie Edison : But you don't like Vaughn.
Britta : No, I don't. I also don't like seeing him with anyone else. Tada!
Annie Edison : But you said it was okay.
Britta : Fine! I cared. I'm a girly-girl. I like boys and I don't like it when they're mean to me and I don't like it when they stop kissing me and start kissing my friends. I'm not that cool, okay, I'm not Juno, homeslice.
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Drug Dealer : [On movie "Kickpuncher"] Wanna get some mega-dope? It'll get you mega-high.
Shirley Bennett : Will it get me through this movie?
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Shirley Bennett : Usually, I walk out on a bad movie, but this sounds collegy.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Let's get to the movie.
[stammers]
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, I'm sorry, Shirley. I'll wait if you want to serve beverages.
Shirley Bennett : You gonna be waiting a long-ass time.
