WILHELM SCREAM: Heard as Abed, Prof. Chang, Pierce, Shirley, and Troy watch the movie "Kick Puncher". See more
She's 18! Her taste in men is still being established. Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her as an option, and it all starts with Vaughn. He's a gateway douche-bag.
People collide! Things happen. It can't be controlled. Right?
And that can be your toast at her shotgun wedding to Star-Burns... oh yeah, turn to your left, turn to your right. Yeah, we can see BOTH of them. It's like a constellation on your face... Oh hey man, what's up?
You see that guy over there? He's a ...