Community (TV Series)

Romantic Expressionism (2010)

Dino Stamatopoulos: Star-Burns

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Quotes 

• Jeff Winger : She's 18! Her taste in men is still being established. Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her as an option, and it all starts with Vaughn. He's a gateway douche-bag.

  Britta : People collide! Things happen. It can't be controlled. Right?

  Jeff Winger : And that can be your toast at her shotgun wedding to Star-Burns... oh yeah, turn to your left, turn to your right. Yeah, we can see BOTH of them. It's like a constellation on your face... Oh hey man, what's up?

  Star-Burns : [waving]  You see that guy over there? He's a douchebag.

• Jeff Winger : We got to do something.

  Britta : Okay, even if I agreed with you, what are we gonna do?

  Jeff Winger : Well, I know if we say we disapprove, we'll just drive her further into his hemp-braceleted arms. We need to be smart. We need to hatch a scheme.

  Britta : Mm, hatching schemes is not really my wheelhouse.

  Jeff Winger : Let's not confine ourselves to your wheelhouse. This problem won't respond to tap dancing or casual revelations that you spent time in New York.

  Britta : Okay, if you're gonna get all upper East Side about this, I think we're done.

  Star-Burns : Hey, Winger, check out Annie. Somebody just went to the top of my "To Do" list.

  [Jeff groans] 

  Britta : Okay, we need to hatch a scheme.

  Jeff Winger : Thank you.