The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Excelsior Acquisition (2010)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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Quotes 

• Penny : [calling Leonard on the phone]  Sheldon's in jail.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon's in jail?

  Raj Koothrappali : [to Howard]  You called it.

  Leonard Hofstadter : For what?

  Penny : What do you think? For doing the same crap he always does, except to a judge.

• [first lines] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : [Raj enters the comic book store, then presses a button and the Imperial March from Star Wars starts blaring out of speakers in the middle of his shirt and he struts in like he's Darth Vader]  Will you please turn your shirt off?

  Raj Koothrappali : What? I'm giving myself dramatic entrance music. People will know I'm awesome and to be feared.

  Howard Wolowitz : Right. There's nothing more awesome and frightening than a man who's got music blasting from between his nipples.

• Sheldon Cooper : I've decided I'm going to have Mr. Lee sign my copy of this month's Batman.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's crazy; Stan Lee had nothing to do with Batman.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes. Which is why no-one else will ask him to sign one, and I will be the possessor of a unique albeit confusing artifact which will set me apart from the hoi polloi of comic book fandom.

  Raj Koothrappali : That's a great idea; I'm going to get him to sign a Batman as well.

  Sheldon Cooper : What is it about the the word 'unique' you don't understand?

• Howard Wolowitz : Ouch! Ew, paper cut. Nothing worse than a paper cut.

  Raj Koothrappali : Obviously you don't remember your circumcision.