The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Large Hadron Collision (2010)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Penny : You actually put that in an agreement!
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, yeah. We also put in what happens if one of us wins a MacArthur Grant, or if one of us gets superpowers, of if one of us is bitten by a zombie.
Sheldon Cooper : He can't kill me even if I turn.
Penny : Is there anything in there about if one of you gets a girlfriend?
Sheldon Cooper : No, that seemed a little far-fetched.
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Sheldon Cooper : I've been dreaming about going to the Large Hadron Collider since I was nine years old.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah? Well, I've been dreaming about spending Valentine's Day with a girl since I was six.
Sheldon Cooper : Shame on you! That's no dream for a scientist!
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Leonard Hofstadter : I know what'll cheer you up; let's play one of your driving games.
Sheldon Cooper : All right. This game is called 'Traitors'. I will name three historical figures; you put them in order of the heinousness of their betrayal. Benedict Arnold, Judas, Doctor Leonard Hofstadter.
Leonard Hofstadter : You really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?
Sheldon Cooper : You're right; Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Come on, what would you guys do if you were me?
Howard Wolowitz : I'd take Sheldon to Switzerland.
Leonard Hofstadter : Seriouly?
Howard Wolowitz : Absolutely. And I'd leave him there.
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[last lines]
Raj Koothrappali : Oh my goodness, look at this room.
[gasps]
Raj Koothrappali : Champagne! Roses! Oh, and little chocolates! This is going to be the best Valentine's day ever.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, I forgot about all this.
Raj Koothrappali : But I never will.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [awoken by sounds of Penny vomiting] What's going on?
Penny : [sarcastic] I'm having a tea party. What do you think's going on?
[sounds of Penny hocking up phlegm]
Penny : I think I might have the flu.
[sounds of more vomiting]
Penny : Or the plague.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, our plane leaves at 9:00 a.m. Do you think you'll feel better by then?
Penny : [sounds of more vomiting] Yeah, 'cause I'm gonna be dead!
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Sheldon Cooper : Round two: Leonard Hofstadter, Darth Vader, Rupert Murdoch.
Leonard Hofstadter : Rupert Murdoch?
Sheldon Cooper : He owns Fox and they cancelled Firefly. Hint: he and Darth Vader are tied for number two.
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[Sheldon places a tray of cutlery in front of Leonard and leaves]
Raj Koothrappali : What the hell is that?
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh, let's see... Yeah, thirty pieces of silverware.
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Penny : Okay, what's the big surprise?
Leonard Hofstadter : Just a minute. This tray contains clues as to what you and I are going to be doing on Valentine's Day.
Penny : Oh. Wow. Okay. Let's see. We've got, uh, milk chocolate, Swiss cheese, fondue... My lactose-intolerant boyfriend is going to eat all this, then I'm going to climb on his back and rocket to the moon?
Leonard Hofstadter : No. But it does involve air travel. Okay, um, let me slice this *Swiss* cheese with my *Swiss* army knife, and then *you* can wash it down with a cup of *Swiss* Miss instant cocoa.
Penny : Okay, I'm starting to think Swiss is key here.
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh-huh.
Penny : We're going to Disneyland and ride the Matterhorn.
Leonard Hofstadter : How does that involve air travel?
Penny : We're going to Disney *World* and ride the Matterhorn!
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Penny : Okay. Sweetie, this started out fun, but I'm over it.
Leonard Hofstadter : We're going to Switzerland to see the CERN supercollider!
[Penny looks at him blankly]
Leonard Hofstadter : And ski. We'll also go skiing.
Penny : We're going skiing in Switzerland?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you'll ski, I'll fall, but, yeah, we will be in Switzerland for Valentine's Day.
Penny : Oh, my God! Leonard, that's incredible!
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Sheldon Cooper : Help me out. Which ski hat says, "Après Super Collider"?
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, I'm not taking you to Switzerland.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, of course you are. Who else would you take?
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny.
Sheldon Cooper : What? That's absurd. Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes, but it'll be Valentine's Day. We can go sightseeing and skiing and make love in front of a roaring fire in the shadow of the snow-capped Alps.
Sheldon Cooper : But Penny has no interest in subatomic particle research!
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sorry, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Sorry? I've been dreaming about going to the Large Hadron Collider since I was 9 years old.
Leonard Hofstadter : I've been dreaming about spending Valentine's with a girl since I was 6.
Sheldon Cooper : Shame on you. That's no dream for a scientist.
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Sheldon Cooper : I made you breakfast. Juice, coffee, and pancakes in the shape of some of your favorite fictional characters. See, here's Frodo.
Leonard Hofstadter : You made Frodo pancakes?
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, I used coconut shavings to do the hair on his feet.