John Sessions: Dr. Prunesquallor

Quotes 

• [Irma wants to throw a party in her honor to find a suitor] 

  Dr. Prunesquallor : A party, my dear? Are you the type to give a party? Indeed, are you the type to go to one?

  [Irma brandishes a knife at him] 

  Dr. Prunesquallor : [startled]  Oh, but I see that you are determined.

• Dr. Prunesquallor : My only thought, my Arabic one, is that having so precisely positioned such protuberances is it not spitting in the face of the divine to conceal them?

  Irma : You're going to ruin it. I knew you were!

  Dr. Prunesquallor : The vivacity of the visage, sweet necotine, and the twin peaks of paradise are, shall we say, hidden beneath net.

  Irma : Paradise? Hidden? Oh, never! It is I, Irma! Oh, let them come! My men from the mountains!