The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Bozeman Reaction (2010)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

• Leonard Hofstadter : Where did you get all this stuff?

  Howard Wolowitz : Eh, I got a buddy over at the Department of Defense.

  Leonard Hofstadter : He just *gave* it to you?

  Howard Wolowitz : I'm sure he would've if I'd asked. Ironically, their security isn't all that good.

• [last lines] 

  Howard Wolowitz : [as Sheldon enters]  Hey! Look who's back!

  Sheldon Cooper : Interesting. The acquaintance is the first to greet me.

• [first lines] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Boy, seems like forever since the four of us have been out to eat, you know, just the guys.

  Raj Koothrappali : Oh God! Yes, we get it; you have a girlfriend now.

  Howard Wolowitz : A little jealous are we?

  Raj Koothrappali : No, I'm not jealous.

  [the other 3 stare at him] 

  Raj Koothrappali : All right, I'd kill a hobo if it'll get me laid. Now can we order.

• Howard Wolowitz : Oh, come on. So you were the victim of a crime. That's part of life. When my great-grandfather first came to this country, he put all his hopes and dreams into this little butcher shop he ran on the Lower East Side of New York. You know what happened? Every customer who walked into that butcher shop and asked for a pound of liver, got ripped off. But, those people moved on, and so should you.

  Sheldon Cooper : I am moving on. I'm going to be a Bozite.

  Leonard Hofstadter : They call themselves Bozites?

  Sheldon Cooper : They should. It's one of the first things I plan to bring up upon arrival.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm going to miss you.

  Sheldon Cooper : Please, Penny, as you know, I'm not comfortable with prolonged good-byes and maudlin displays of emotion, so I prepared a short video. - - Greetings. As you know, I'm not comfortable with prolonged good-byes and maudlin displays of emotion, so I prepared this short video. The four of you are three of my closest friends and one treasured acquaintance. Though I cannot state categorically that my life will be diminished by not having you in it, I am comfortable if you choose to believe that. Since you intend to remain in this lawless metropolitan area, statistics suggest that you will succumb to tragic and gruesome ends before we meet again. Live long and prosper.

• Sheldon Cooper : [while looking at a menu]  And look over here, 'Shrimp in Mobster Sauce'. What is mobster sauce?

  Leonard Hofstadter : It's obviously a typo.

  Sheldon Cooper : Hmm, perhaps. Or perhaps this restaurant's now a front for organised crime. For all we know the mobster sauce contains actual chunks of deceased mobsters.

  Raj Koothrappali : No, no, no, no. I think it just means it's the kind of sauce that mobsters like.

  Howard Wolowitz : It doesn't mean any of that. It's a typo.