The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Psychic Vortex (2010)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Rajesh Koothrappali : Come on, Sheldon. The world is filled with people doing things outside; let's go outside. Outside is good.
Sheldon Cooper : If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?
Rajesh Koothrappali : I don't know. It's a marketing scheme.
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[first lines]
Leonard Hofstadter : Look at us! Getting ready for a double date with actual women who publicly acknowledge they're our girlfriends.
Howard Wolowitz : Yes. Actual women are the best.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't understand. What other kind of women are there?
Leonard Hofstadter : Howard, artificial women are your department. You want to take this?
Howard Wolowitz : Nah. It would just freak him out.
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Sheldon Cooper : Thanks for giving me your limited-edition Green Lantern lantern.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Did you really have to bring it in with you?
Sheldon Cooper : What if evil strikes and my power ring runs low?
Rajesh Koothrappali : Come on, let's get a drink.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't drink.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Yeah, well, I do, and when my wingman is carrying a Green Lantern lantern, I drink a lot.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : My Incredible Hulk hands signed by Stan Lee.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, my.
[Puts on hands]
Sheldon Cooper : I've admired these for years.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Does that mean we can go with the girls again?
Sheldon Cooper : [Imitates Hulk] Hulk agree to second date with puny humans!
Rajesh Koothrappali : You can't wear the hands on the date.
Sheldon Cooper : Hulk sad.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : Namasté, white people! Good news. I've rented us the four-hour edition of Watchmen.
Leonard Hofstadter : Got it.
Howard Wolowitz : Seen it.
Sheldon Cooper : Detailed analysis posted online.
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Abby : Hi, Raj. Where are you from?
Rajesh Koothrappali : The mysterious sub-continent of India.
Abby : Ooh... India?
Rajesh Koothrappali : You know India?
Abby : I saw Slumdog Millionaire.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Well, I'm a slumdog astrophysicist.
Sheldon Cooper : I thought your father was a gynecologist.
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[last lines]
Martha : Listen, they're kind of getting busy in the living room, and I was wondering if I could hang out in here for a while.
Sheldon Cooper : Why, I suppose. Come in.
[Martha enters his bedroom]
Sheldon Cooper : I'll sleep in Leonard's room; good night.
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Sheldon Cooper : What is my function as wingman?
Rajesh Koothrappali : You help me run my game.
Sheldon Cooper : Okay. What is your "game"?
Rajesh Koothrappali : When I lie through my teeth to a woman, you nod and agree.
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Sheldon Cooper : Good night, puny human!
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Sheldon Cooper : So, the point of this exercise is for you to find someone to copulate with?
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Raj Koothrappali : We would just walk around and see what's what.
Sheldon Cooper : That's a semantically null sentence.
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, I understand there are several types of artificial women.
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Sheldon : Bezigna