The Office (TV Series)

Scott's Tots (2009)

Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute

Quotes 

• Dwight Schrute : In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.

• [last lines] 

  Ryan Howard : How's it going? Good day?

  Dwight Schrute : Not now, Temp.

  Ryan Howard : Um, okay, so, um, listen. I know about your diabolical plan.

  Dwight Schrute : What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn't even know how to begin a diabol...

  [Ryan holds up a printed copy of "My Diabolical Plan by Dwight K. Schrute"] 

  Ryan Howard : I found a copy of it in the copier tray.

  Dwight Schrute : So what do you want?

  Ryan Howard : I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert down. I want in.