The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

I Was a Penguin Zombie/Sting Operation (2009)

John DiMaggio: Rico, Burt, Bada

Quotes 

• Skipper : I don't like it. What do you make of it, Kowalski?

  Kowalski : I'm not sure, Skipper. It could be anything.

  Skipper : Oh really? Could it be Alaska?

  Kowalski : Nooo... Its probably not A...

  Skipper : Are you saying that Alaska might be stuck upside down to the clock tower of my zoo?

  Kowalski : I guess...

  Skipper : Because I think people would notice if the entire state of Alaska just packed up and moved to the zoo.

  Kowalski : Alright! Maybe it couldn't be anything!

  Rico : Wuuh.

  Skipper : I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown.

  Kowalski : No duh.

• Skipper : This does not wash! We're penguins, they're insects. We've got the size advantage.

  Private : But Skipper, they've got the owie advantage.

  Rico : Owie!

  Private : We can't take out their nest without entering a world of pain.

  Skipper : Kowalski, were are we on eliminating pain?

  Kowalski : Way ahead of you, Skipper. I have been perfecting a pain elimination helmet.

  [Puts on helmet and taps it to activate it] 

  Kowalski : As you will see, the nerve inhibiting matrix will provide 100% protection from any kind of...

  [Lets a cinder block fall on his flipper] 

  Kowalski : Aah! It's not perfected! Oh, it hurts! It hurts so bad!

• Private : Is he gone?

  Kowalski : No sign of him - Aaah!

  Private : What was that for?

  Kowalski : I just assumed he was going to pop out of no- Look behind you!

  Private , Rico : Aaaah!

  Kowalski : And once again I appear to be mistaken. Hmm. Guess it just goes to show you can never tell...

  [Suddenly Skipper pops up beneath them, and they all run away screaming] 

• Kowalski : Okay, let's get stupid!

  [Turns on degausser on Private; he falls unconscious] 

  Kowalski : Private? Are you all right?

  Skipper : Rico, my medical supplies.

  [Rico coughs up two rubber gloves; Skipper slaps Private with them until he's conscious] 

  Private : Ooh, is that a cotton candy machine? I like cotton candy.

  [Goes to machine and gets shocked] 

  Kowalski : Eureka! Stupid mission accomplished!

  Skipper : All we need to do now is to point him towards the hornet's nest and...

  Private : Oh, pretty shiny light machine.

  Kowalski : No, not the degausser!

  Private : [Turns on degausser and waves it over his head]  I'm a disco penguin.

  Kowalski : Be careful!

  [the degausser drains all of their thoughts; they fall unconscious] 

  Private : Hello?

  Kowalski , Skipper : I like degaussing!

  [Rico laughs stupidly] 

  Kowalski , Skipper , Private , Rico : Yay!

• Private : Thoughts returning.

  Kowalski : Picked up some of Rico's... Ugh! So horrible.

  Rico : Sorry.

• Mort : You want me to talk to the bees?

  Skipper : Hornets, and talking ain't gonna cut it. We need you to do something more decisive.

  Mort : Kisses and huggies?

  Kowalski : We... need you... to go up there... and remove... the hornet's... nest!

  Mort : Then can I play in the bee's house?

  Skipper , Kowalski , Rico , Private : Hornets!

• Private : Skipper's... gone? It-it-it can't be! What'll we do?

  Kowalski : We'll honor him the way he wanted. By soldiering on like men.

  [He salutes solemnly. Jump cut to the three of them standing in their headquarters, sobbing loudly. Kowalski and Private cling to each other and Rico regurgitates a picture of Skipper] 

  Rico : Why? Why? Whyyyyyy?