I cannot believe I got caught up in this semi religious, spiritual ,odd ball, convoluted, time bending, hug fest of lava only to end up where we started. I guess there wasn't really another way to do this, though could have spared us a second childbirth in two episodes and about a million tears hugs and touches from Ben and the rest of the gang. Oh Vance, you have been here through and through doing all number of odd jobs, but we're done with you now, C YA! And you hags Zimmer and sanje gupta look alike just get off scott free even though you probably deserved to melt based upon the SHT you put people through. And speaking of melting, I guess you can talk whatever is doing the torching out of turning you into a pile of ash, just talk nice and remind it that you did some good things after all! Oh, and Cal, got pretty tired of your red eyes and furry face so glad you got gone when you did, sadly your equally annoying, crying, red eyed mother Grace is now back with us to melt our brains with ridiculous demands and questions. Oh, by the way Eden is gone, hope you weren't too attached, guess you forgot to grab her too Ben as you were busy grabbing everything else. Speaking of grabbing looks like TJ mourned loss of age appropriate Olive for about 2 seconds before moving on, good show old boy cause her face was tiring and her ability to pull clues out of a parchment and her bee hind (um, look at the slides, not put them all in the reel for friday night slide show party viewing...wth?!) Capt and the other olive lady really didnt mean too much I guess, and shot gun willy and selfish dude got theres in the end, as did freaky glasses lady who let her friend get poisoned (guessing that is reason, so we could see her melt at the end). Oh, and I will remember to keep in mind if my death is imminent that I need to tell grim reaper thing all the good stuff I have done (like anyone remembered who did what....oh yeah, Ben took notes, copious notes) and he will just fall awkwardly backwards and get sucked out an exhaust chute. Always good to have someone with zero piloting skills as your co pilot, just in case . Nice she still had ring, time to break up with it could only be Jared and remembered that Zeke mentioned in passing that he happened to be waiting outside of airport in cab the very night they landed....what are the chances??? Oh,, just sit in front, raid his secret salty snack stash and freak him the hell out with all you know about his world, he is bound to love you!
Lets see, good to see stroke man grandpa running around again, young Cal, Sanji making up, and Angelina going up in smoke, though really needed something more dramatic after all the crap she put us through. Nice recovery hitting on Martinez ten seconds after Michaela gave your ring back Ramirez, really shows she was your one true love! So we didn't find out what callings were for, why they disappeared for 7 years, why molten lava still allowed plane to fly, why no one had a radio or tv on to find out if end of days was really upon them. (whole death date thing was such a flimsy plot conveyance), why they just let the baddie that attacked pregnant Martinez go, I mean I know this whole show is about forgiveness and second chances but really, that guy was a knife wielding loser and had to go. Ok, so happy to have survived that rollercoaster of a series that was just sooo bad it was good....to find out what the H happened and then move on as I hope all of them do, calling free!!
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