King of the Hill (TV Series)

To Sirloin with Love (2009)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : A boy who has a unicorn ranch in his bedroom shouldn't call other people weird. That's right. We know about Rancho Unicorno.

• Hank Hill : Why would you pass up the chance to compete at the state level, especially when that State is Texas?

• Bobby Hill : What's a meat examination team?

  Hank Hill : It's like a debate team, but instead of doing something useless, they compete by judging cut and quality of meat.

• Roger Stiles : What do you say, Bobby? You ready to take raw meat to the next level?

  Bobby Hill : Can I Dad? Can I join the team?

  Hank Hill : I have been waiting 13 years for you to ask that. Absolutely.

• Hank Hill : How was dinner? Did you eat lots of protein and say some prayers?

  Bobby Hill : We did neither, unless you consider eggs protein.

  Hank Hill : I do not.

• Hank Hill : Boy, I could listen to the sound of sizzle all day long.

• Bobby Hill : [running and sliding into the kitchen on his stomach]  Pajama slide! Good purchase, mom!

  Hank Hill : [sighs]  I haven't even finished breakfast and that boy ain't right.