Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010 Video)

Chris Noth: Lex Luthor

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Quotes 

• Lex Luthor : What are you waiting for? Hurry.

  The Jester : It's time to get serious, Lex.

  Lex Luthor : No, we can make it together. We can do this.

  The Jester : Get your shiny bald head out of here. It's hurting my eyes.

• Flash : How are we supposed to get inside again?

  Lex Luthor : Multi-frequency band, encryption analyzer-replicator pack.

  Flash : Some of us don't speak Star Trek.

  Lex Luthor : Think of it as a fancy garage-door opener.

• Ultraman : Did you forget who I am? How I get to be the boss of bosses? I'm here because I'm the baddest of the bad. Anybody whoever stood in my way is dead. Everybody.

  Lex Luthor : I brought you a present.

  Ultraman : Blue kryptonite.

  Lex Luthor : The only thing that can hurt you.

  Ultraman : But I...

  Lex Luthor : Destroyed the last piece on Earth? True. But I've been visiting other Earths.

• Lex Luthor : [police have him surrounded]  No need to make a scene. I want you to call the Justice League for me.

  Police Officer : Or else?

  Lex Luthor : Oh, I don't know. I'll destroy the world? Is that sufficient?

• Superman : We're gonna hit multiple targets at the same time. Teams of two.

  Lex Luthor : We'd be hopelessly outnumbered. When my Justice League fought them...

  Superman : All due respect, Lex. We're aren't your Justice League.

  Flash : What's the call?

  Superman : You and J'onn. Diana and GL. He's with me.

  Lex Luthor : That's insane.

  Flash : Don't worry, Lex. He's got your slack.

  Superman : Flash.

  Flash : Well, you do.

• Lex Luthor : Ultraman, I know you can hear me. Bring your arrogant ass out here or we'll come in and get you.

• [first lines] 

  Lex Luthor : No time for niceties.

  [rips the security door open] 

  The Jester : Way to be stealthy, Luthor.

  Lex Luthor : The moment I shut down the laser grid, it sends a silent alarm. They're already on their way here.

• Lex Luthor : [after teleporting into the parallel Justice League's base]  It's disorienting, but there are no other side effects that...

  [notices that the Crime Syndicate is in the base] 

  Superwoman : What the hell?

  Lex Luthor : We're compromised.

  Green Lantern : What tipped you off?

  Owlman : I don't have time for this. I need that data.

  Owlman : [to Superwoman]  Take them down.