True Blood (TV Series)
Bad Blood (2010)
Alexander Skarsgård: Eric Northman
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Quotes
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Sookie Stackhouse : [watching Eric with the new dancer] What the s...?
Eric Northman : [stops and turns] Sookie... see anything you like?
Pam : I do.
Eric Northman : I take it Sookie couldn't be stopped?
Pam : What can I say? She overpowered me.
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Eric Northman : So what brings you to Fangtasia this balmy summer night?
Sookie Stackhouse : Bill's been kidnapped and I think you did it.
Eric Northman : I didn't. Any other theories?
Sookie Stackhouse : I'm still on this one. Thank you very much.
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Magister : [entering the Fantasia with the Queen] Mr. Northman. I haven't seen you since the Bill Compton trial.
Eric Northman : Yes, it's been uh too long. May I ask what brings you to Fantasia?
Queen Sophie Anne : We need to talk. You should probably close up.
Eric Northman : You can just use my office.
Queen Sophie Anne : It's bugged.
Eric Northman : How do you know this?
Queen Sophie Anne : Because I'm the one who bugged it... It's how I know I can trust you.
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Sookie Stackhouse : Tell me where I can find Lorena? If you don't have him, she does.
Eric Northman : Solid theory. But given the tenure of your last run-in with Ms. Krasiki, I think it's better if I delt with her instead.
Sookie Stackhouse : How do I know if you will?
Eric Northman : Because if Bill was in fact kidnapped, by human or vampire, I am duty bound as sheriff in the area in which he resides to find him... even if I do want what is his.
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Eric Northman : There's something I couldn't tell you infront of the Magister. Bill Compton has gone missing. Kidnapped perhaps.
Queen Sophie Anne : I don't care. Move the blood.
Eric Northman : He's the only vampire that knows about our arrangement. My side of it at least.
Queen Sophie Anne : Then I don't understand why we're even talking about him. Let him rot.
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Eric Northman : [about Bill missing] The Queen is the last person I need finding out about this.
Pam : You're not the only one whose fate hangs in the balance here.
Eric Northman : And what do you think the Queen will do if I tell her I've lost the one vampire who could link her to the dealing of vampire blood?
Pam : What do you think she'll do if she finds out from someone else? Call the Queen.
Eric Northman : There are times when I seek your counsel, Pam. Now is not one of those times.
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Magister : Trouble abounds in your fair state.
Eric Northman : Tell me.
Magister : It would seem your idyllic little home is competing to become the V capital of the world.
Queen Sophie Anne : Can you believe it? I am so embarrassed. Naturally I told the Magister that you were the only vampire in my kingdom that I could trust with this.
Eric Northman : Anything I can do to be of service.
Magister : Our blood is sacred. Wasting it on any thing but procreation is blasphemy.
Queen Sophie Anne : Madness.
Eric Northman : Desecration.
Magister : Have you noticed an uptake is users in your neck of the woods? Maybe even here in your club?
Eric Northman : I haven't. No.
Magister : See that surpises me. Because every other sheriff to whom I have spoken to has. The amounts are so great in fact, we can only assume a vampire is responsible.
Queen Sophie Anne : An act of self loathing so shameful that who ever is responsible should fall on his own stake.
Eric Northman : Respectfully, Magister, I'm not sure I follow your logic.
Magister : If your average run-of-the-mill drainers were behind this, it would stand to reason that said drainers would need vampires to drain; which means there would be missing vampires and plenty of them... How many vampires have gone missing in your area?
Eric Northman : None, magister.
Magister : So now, do you follow my logic.
Eric Northman : I do, and I will look into the matter.
Magister : Good, and I will expect results.
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Queen Sophie Anne : When we do find the vampire responsible, how will you punish him?
Eric Northman : Or her?
Queen Sophie Anne : And will it be in public?
Magister : Of course when one who is proven guilty of such a crime must be made an example of. That kind of moral anarchy can not be allowed.
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Queen Sophie Anne : Isn't moral anarchy kind of the point? I can't think of anything more depressing that living by the law forever.
Eric Northman : Your Highness, forgive me but I don't feel the same sense of relief you do.
Queen Sophie Anne : You don't think he believed us.
Eric Northman : Not entirely. No.
Queen Sophie Anne : Than I suggest you sell everything you have as soon as possible.
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Queen Sophie Anne : The pigs at the IRS are breathing down my neck and I need money now. Sell the blood at half price if you have to. I don't care what it takes. Just move the product and cover our tracks.
Eric Northman : With all due respect, your highness, I fear you're not considering all the angles.
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Sookie Stackhouse : Where were you tonight around 11 o'clock?
Eric Northman : Here, with Yvetta.
Sookie Stackhouse : Doing this?... For the last six hours?
Eric Northman : You seem surprised. Is Bill's stamina not up to snuff?