The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Launchtime/Haunted Habitat (2009)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski, Pingeon, Speak & Spell

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Quotes 

• The Skipper : Kowalski, status report.

  Kowalski : I'm randomly pushing buttons while we spin out of control, Skipper.

  The Skipper : Can I push one? I might feel better.

• Pidgeon : Hey, Max. Do I look a little chunkier to you? I mean, I exercise and all, but no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get rid of all this succulent... delicious... dark meat!

  [Max lunges at Pidgeon, but it flies away and Max almost falls off the roof] 

  Pidgeon : Give it up, furball! You ain't never caught a bird in your life! Never have, never will.

• The Skipper : Talk to me, Kowalski.

  Kowalski : These readings are off the charts!

  The Skipper : Well, get bigger charts then. Take it out of petty cash.

• The Skipper : So we didn't go lunar?

  Kowalski : Seems I forgot to carry the two.

• Kowalski : Lucky break you were there to rescue Marlene, Skipper.

  The Skipper : Actually, I didn't so much rescue Marlene so much as...

  Marlene : Umm?

  The Skipper : Well, let's just say if I'm ever caught in a swirling current of raw sewage, I just hope Marlene is by my side.

  Marlene : Oh, that's so sweet... I think.

• Roger : So the Friedman's youngest, Benny, picks me up in Florida.

  Private : Uh-huh.

  Roger : They were visiting their Nana in Tampa, but that's neither here nor there.

  Private : Uh-huh.

  Roger : I was just a baby at the time, but you change, you grow... next thing I know, I'm flushed down the toilet.

  Kowalski : Fascinating.

  Roger : Actually, it's not as bad as it seems.

• The Skipper : Gentlemen, I give you the Penguin One.

  Private : Is it safe, Skipper?

  [a piece falls off the rocket] 

  The Skipper : Kowalski?

  Kowalski : Technically speaking, maybe.

• Kowalski : According to rumors, the previous occupant of this habitat did disappear...

  Private : ...under mysterious circumstances!

  Marlene : He was transfered, to Toledo.

  Mort : [scared]  Toledo?

  [All look scared] 

  The Skipper : [Holding a flashlight under his face]  Ohio!

  [Mort screams and runs away, slamming into a wall] 

• Marlene : You guys ever knock, or...?

  Kowalski : Such pleasantries would only slow us down.

  Private : We do pride ourselves on a rapid response.

• Kowalski : It appears the ghostly death rattle is coming from your own respiratory system.

  Marlene : Uh, yeah, of course. Can anybody spit it out in English?

  [Rico lies down and snores] 

  Marlene : Snoring? I don't snore.

  [Skipper plays back the tape of Marlene snoring] 

  The Skipper : Mystery solved. You spooked yourself.

  Marlene : That wasn't the scary sound.

  The Skipper : Oh, come on. It's bloodcurdling!