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"The Penguins of Madagascar" Launchtime/Haunted Habitat (TV Episode 2009) Poster

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The Skipper: No, I can't set foot on Denmark.

Private: Why not, Skipper?

The Skipper: Well, that's private, Private, between me and the Danes.

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King Julien: What is all the commotion? I was having a dream where I was the last mammal on Earth.

Mort: Was I in it?

King Julien: Yes, but you were roadkill.

Mort: But, I was in it!

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The Skipper: Say goodbye to Earth, boys.

Private: But Skipper, Earth has some of my favorite things, like cookies and oxygen.

The Skipper: ...and brown paper packages tied up in strings. Kowalski, light this candle!

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King Julien: [singing] Oh, spirit of the night / Who may or may not bite / You bring the otter fright / You bring the otter fright, though you are out of sight / Go away, go away!

Maurice: Go way away!

King Julien: I say don't stay!

Maurice: I say don't stay!

King Julien: Go away, go away!

Maurice: Go way away!

King Julien: I say don't stay!

Maurice: I say don't stay!

The Skipper: Come on, men. Let's leave this to the tiny dancer, and get us some shut-eye.

King Julien: My ghost mojo is working! Can you feel it.

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The Skipper: Greetings, moon cat. We come in peace. For now.

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King Julien: Obviously, this is a new ghost, since the old ghost was eliminated by me, your king.

The Skipper: Your little song and dance did bubkes!

King Julien: Oh? And what did you do? Double bubkes! So shut up.

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The Skipper: Kowalski, status report.

Kowalski: I'm randomly pushing buttons while we spin out of control, Skipper.

The Skipper: Can I push one? I might feel better.

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The Skipper: Ooh, aren't you boys tardy to the party?

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Pidgeon: Hey, Max. Do I look a little chunkier to you? I mean, I exercise and all, but no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get rid of all this succulent... delicious... dark meat!

[Max lunges at Pidgeon, but it flies away and Max almost falls off the roof]

Pidgeon: Give it up, furball! You ain't never caught a bird in your life! Never have, never will.

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The Skipper: Talk to me, Kowalski.

Kowalski: These readings are off the charts!

The Skipper: Well, get bigger charts then. Take it out of petty cash.

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Max the Cat: A shooting star. I wish... I wish for a bird that can't fly away. And... I also wish the shooting star doesn't hit me!

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The Skipper: It's knock-knock time, Rico.

[Rico spits out a lit stick of dynamite]

Marlene: Isn't this kinda, um... extreme?

The Skipper: No, two sticks of dynamite would be extreme. This'll just let the specter know we mean business.

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The Skipper: So we didn't go lunar?

Kowalski: Seems I forgot to carry the two.

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The Skipper: Our turn, boys. Commence Operation: Our Turn.

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Kowalski: Lucky break you were there to rescue Marlene, Skipper.

The Skipper: Actually, I didn't so much rescue Marlene so much as...

Marlene: Umm?

The Skipper: Well, let's just say if I'm ever caught in a swirling current of raw sewage, I just hope Marlene is by my side.

Marlene: Oh, that's so sweet... I think.

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The Skipper: Gentlemen, we need a vacation. A vacation from that lemur.

Private: Perhaps we could visit a zoo. They have pandas and hippos and a lovely house of reptiles.

The Skipper: Private, you do realize we live in a zoo.

Private: But we could visit a different zoo.

The Skipper: Rico?

[Rico slaps Private upside the head]

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Roger: So the Friedman's youngest, Benny, picks me up in Florida.

Private: Uh-huh.

Roger: They were visiting their Nana in Tampa, but that's neither here nor there.

Private: Uh-huh.

Roger: I was just a baby at the time, but you change, you grow... next thing I know, I'm flushed down the toilet.

Kowalski: Fascinating.

Roger: Actually, it's not as bad as it seems.

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The Skipper: Gentlemen, we are going to the moon.

[Private raises his hand]

The Skipper: And no, there's no zoo on the moon.

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Mort: But I don't want to go into the haunted place!

King Julien: Be brave, Mort, like me.

Roger: Hello!

[the lemurs run away screaming]

Roger: What's the matter with the guy in the funny hat?

The Skipper: I wish I knew, Roger. I wish I knew.

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The Skipper: Gentlemen, I give you the Penguin One.

Private: Is it safe, Skipper?

[a piece falls off the rocket]

The Skipper: Kowalski?

Kowalski: Technically speaking, maybe.

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Kowalski: According to rumors, the previous occupant of this habitat did disappear...

Private: ...under mysterious circumstances!

Marlene: He was transfered, to Toledo.

Mort: [scared] Toledo?

[All look scared]

The Skipper: [Holding a flashlight under his face] Ohio!

[Mort screams and runs away, slamming into a wall]

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Max the Cat: Greetings, my little friend. Pardon me, but are you a penguin?

Private: Why, yes, I am.

Max the Cat: A flightless bird! That means no flapping, no flying... no resistance.

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The Skipper: It's some kind of monster from the darkest abyss!

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King Julien: Hello? Neighbors? I wish to borrow your toothbrushes to scratch my hard to reach regions. If you agree, say nothing at all.

[Silence]

Maurice: I guess they agree.

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The Skipper: Looks like we've got an intruder, boys. Commence Operation: Hammerhead.

King Julien: Excuse me, hammer whose head, exactly?

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Mort: [Cradling Julien's ankles] What if it was a ghost?

King Julien: Then you can touch the ghost's feet!

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Marlene: You guys ever knock, or...?

Kowalski: Such pleasantries would only slow us down.

Private: We do pride ourselves on a rapid response.

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Kowalski: It appears the ghostly death rattle is coming from your own respiratory system.

Marlene: Uh, yeah, of course. Can anybody spit it out in English?

[Rico lies down and snores]

Marlene: Snoring? I don't snore.

[Skipper plays back the tape of Marlene snoring]

The Skipper: Mystery solved. You spooked yourself.

Marlene: That wasn't the scary sound.

The Skipper: Oh, come on. It's bloodcurdling!

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The Skipper: We are in the mysterious realm of the specter.

Marlene: It's a sewer.

The Skipper: *Haunted* sewer.

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