Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (2009)
Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf
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Quotes
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Blair Waldorf : [while Serena tries on dress] Let me get this straight. Gabriel is still popping Poppy, and you're okay with that?
[fashion critic:]
Blair Waldorf : No, no, this is too MOB, go put on the Vena Cava.
Serena van der Woodsen : For the hundredth time, he's not still sleeping with her.
[checks herself out in mirror]
Serena van der Woodsen : And while it's not ideal, he is gonna break up with her next week.
Blair Waldorf : And what proof did he offer of that?
Serena van der Woodsen : He doesn't need proof, B, because I trust him. We have this amazing connection. You know, he said he fell in love with me the first time he ever saw my face.
[goes off to change]
Blair Waldorf : Oh, that... is interesting, considering the fact that he was on vacation with his girlfriend!
Serena van der Woodsen : [dress goes over her head] Actually, the first time he saw me was a year ago when I was out with Georgina.
[smiles:]
Serena van der Woodsen : He busted me on my fake Southern accent.
Blair Waldorf : And what night was that? Don't tell me it was that night. That night that you... blacked out and don't remember anything?
[chuckles]
Blair Waldorf : He fell in love with you while you were roofied. How romantic.
Serena van der Woodsen : No, no, it wasn't like that. He said I was completely lucid. It must have been before Georgina drugged me. I just don't happen to remember it.
Blair Waldorf : But... Believe me, I had to learn the hard way. Trust is the most important thing in a relationship.
Serena van der Woodsen : And we have that.
Blair Waldorf : The way I trust Nate and he trusts me? Even though he may as well be going to school in Guam next year... I wouldn't worry if I can't find him, because... I know he'll always be true to me.
Serena van der Woodsen : I hope so, B. Because, no offense, but we both know that hasn't always been the case.
Blair Waldorf : What are you saying, that Nate is in love with you?
Serena van der Woodsen : What are you saying, that Gabriel isn't?
Blair Waldorf : No. I'm just saying he's not gonna break up with Poppy. Why would he? He's having her cake and eating yours too!
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay, right. So, so both Nate and Chuck are obsessed with you, but my boyfriend can't stay faithful to me for seven days.
Blair Waldorf : No, that's... I love you. I just don't wanna see you get hurt, okay? Go put that back on, it was beautiful on you.
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Blair Waldorf : [on phone] I thought that if I proved the North Caroliar was cheating with his ex, that would be it, but... she fell for his business-meeting excuse. Monkey-business, more likely.
Chuck Bass : Serena and Poppy are both fighting over the banana.
Blair Waldorf : I'm really worried, Chuck. You know how Serena is, she gets in over her head. We need to expose the two-timer for what he is. What do you say, Bass? One last mission?
Chuck Bass : By any chance, do you have Poppy Lifton's phone number?
Gossip Girl : [voice-over] Queen of hearts, or queen of heartache. Careful, B, cut off the head of one love triangle... one of your own might grow back in its place.
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Blair Waldorf : [after Gabriel made his sacrifice] Well, I guess he really likes you. At least, now we know.
[smiles, shakes her head]
Serena van der Woodsen : I'll deal with you later.