Fast Zombies with Guns (2009) User Reviews

Worst Zombie movie I have ever seen

[mognam · 1/10 · 22 March 2012]

Some low budget movies can been good, this is not. There are some many things wrong with this 'movie' (for want of a better word to describe this steaming pile of dog turd) that it is difficult to know where to begin. Acting - terrible, wooden at best. Camera work - sometimes out of focus, poor shots. Editing - shocking, I could do better with Windows Movie Maker. Script - Appalling. Special Effect - child like. Audio - sound levels constantly changing.

I've seen low budget pornos that beat this 'movie' in every way. You won't even get a laugh out of this 'movie'. It looks like a bunch of friends made this as a joke that nobody gets.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

[nogodnomasters · 3/10 · 28 April 2019]

Some bad guys are bumping off a witness by dropping a sealed glass tube of green fluorescent die into a stand pipe outside of his house. The next thing you know, we have armed zombies intent on revenge and attacking anyone around.

That;s pretty much it outside of some bad acting, lousy dialogue, and terrible sound quality.

"Better chance running and hiding on foot than driving in a car..."

Has great MST value. Bloody children zombies running and getting shot was my favorite. Part of "Zombie Horror Fright Fest" 4-pack.

Parental Guide: F-bomb. No sex or nudity.

Are u kidding me? seriously???

[Breedee777 · 1/10 · 15 March 2012]

If their was a "0" it would be a rating of GOD AWFUL!! Common...let's be serious here for a moment. This is by far one of thee worst created zombie movies i have ever seen period. The acting was beyond terrible. You can tell as a viewer that the actors were late for some of their cues, the acting of being eaten by a zombie was very bad. Their was no real emotion in the scenes. This movie was all over the place just BAD. Awful so called special effects with the blood spewing from the zombie victims. Awful camera shots. Awful everything. The budget to make this garbage had to be LOW. What were the producers of this movie thinking? You can tell that these actors had no clue to what they were doing. I could have found better acting from people off the street. And that's where they probably found these crappy actors. Do not waist your time even considering watching this crap.

Films Break At Least Two Of The UNDEAD Films Rules !

[guestar57 · 6/10 · 14 July 2011]

Pretty amazing film with a clever bending of traditional rules for UNDEAD films.

As recently as ZOMBIELAND,They hinted at what one needed to do to survive.

Not once did they mention that the zombies could outrun you.

Zombies may fire back or worse have a weapon that is loaded and you wont.

This brings up more questions than Zombieland did, And yet takes you on this journey of who do you trust or Who isn't going to eat you.

The only characters we cared about was the hit-man and his wacko model of a girlfriend.