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I bought this movie second hand, and I fear I'll never see my $2.75 ever again...
The only way this movie got a 7.2 rating is that the production crew have been padding their reviews and votes on here. This film, Killer Biker Chicks, is without a doubt the single worst piece of cinema I've been subjected to since.. well, ever. Cheap production values, poor cinematography, amateur editing and an incoherent plot are the orders of the day with this movie. The actresses do their best with dialog a retarded pig could have written better, but when all else fails they know what to do: whip out the boobs. Don't get me wrong, I love boobs as much as the next guy, but it seems that the director shoved more boobs per film frame than any other director outside of a porno has ever done.
The only thing more laughable than the lack of a story are the blatant gay undertones. The director seems to enjoy watching his co-star (who plays the deputy) in various states of undress and in multiple acts of coitus. Could this be why the female nudity was so blatant? Hmmm...
What were the good points to this movie? Rusty Meyers was the sole comic relief and he was the high point of a film that really should have tried to actually put the Killer Biker Chicks on ACTUAL bikes. Great music from the guy biker gang and the girls are gorgeous. Ted V Mikels had a brief cameo, and it was awesome to see him again, but he looked like he owed someone a favor... the cover art on the DVD was pretty cool, and the midget guy from Jack Ass had a cameo too. BUT, there is no way this film is anything but a huge heaping glass of cinematic gray water.
...just because you can make a movie, doesn't mean you should.
Flush this turd immediately and call your doctor if any symptoms persist.
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