Smallville (TV Series)

Hex (2009)

Andrew McIlroy: Yuri

Quotes 

• Yuri : You mind telling me who you are?

  Chloe Sullivan : Lois Lane, Daily Planet. I'm sorry, we thought you were under some kind of... spell?

  Clark Kent : Well, she did.

  Yuri : You know.

  Chloe Sullivan : We know Zatanna gave you a wish in exchange for some information on a book.

  Yuri : I never should have told her how to find that book. I'm afraid she's too blinded by her grief to see the danger that she's in.

  Clark Kent : Say this woman does know magic. What sort of danger are you talking about?

  Yuri : She must be stopped from using that book to resurrect her father. She isn't prepared to make the sacrifice.

  Clark Kent : What kind of sacrifice?

  Yuri : From what I could decipher, the incantation to bring a life back required the taking of a life in return.

  Clark Kent : So in order to bring her father back, someone else must die.

  Yuri : A life for a life. A soul for a soul.

• Police Officer : Nut job up there on the fire escape, he owns Yuri's Antiques over on Main Street. He's been babbling in Latin all day.

  [to "Lois", as he leaves] 

  Police Officer : Hey, I'll see you on Friday.

  Chloe Sullivan : [listening to Yuri rant]  Woman... magic cursed on. Book brings death.

  Clark Kent : Since when did you speak Latin?

  Yuri : Zatanna! Zatanna!

  Chloe Sullivan : Zatanna. Clark! I bet it is that same witchy woman who did this to me. Now, I know where she's performing tonight. Maybe you can superspeed over to this antique shop and dust off any leads.

  Clark Kent : [surprised that "Lois" knows his secret]  Superspeed? We didn't even bring a car.

  Chloe Sullivan : What?

  [realizing] 

  Chloe Sullivan : It's okay. I'm Chloe.

  [Clark is still confused] 

  Chloe Sullivan : "Stood her up at formal" Chloe? "Planted one on you because Zod was ending the world" Chloe? "Krypton, Jor-El, Fortress, Braniac" Chloe!

  Clark Kent : [recognizing her]  Chloe.

  Chloe Sullivan : Bingo! And just like that raving wardrobe malfunction over there, some magician showed up at my birthday party in fishnets and hexed me, but you'd know that if you hadn't skipped it to answer voicemails from Lois. Not that I'm dwelling.