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For A Gore Film, It's Suspiciously Void Of Blood...
meddlecore30 November 2022
When a former couple's bitter custody dispute spills over into the Christmas holidays, a distraught mother tries to weaponize their child, by attempting to steal him back from her husband on Christmas Eve.

Only for things to be interrupted by a Burton-esque masked, knife, axe, and machete wielding maniac, in a Santa suit, to intervene...with his own festive plans...to kill everyone off.

Which definitely makes it a Christmas to dismember.

The unfortunate thing here is, that after starting off half decently, the latter portion is notably void of any blood.

Which, for an axe murder based slasher film, is a bit of a faux pas.

On top of that, the whole final scene played out too quickly, without showing a whole lot.

Which was rather disappointing, really.

As I feel like, with a minimal amount more effort, it could have been substantially better.

But it is what it is...yet another bargain basement homemade attempt at making a Christmas horror slasher.

1.5 out of 10.
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8/10
Deck the halls with bits of bodies!
Woodyanders23 September 2010
Warning: Spoilers
A family located in the remote woods are unhappily celebrating Christmas. The clan fall prey to a vicious axe-wielding masked maniac called the Santa Slasher (a genuinely creepy mute portrayal by Frank Fata). Writer/director Chris R. Notarile does an ace job of creating and sustaining a tense eerie atmosphere throughout and delivers a decent sprinkling of gore. Moreover, Notarile stages a bravura mass murder sequence that's ironically set to Bobby Helms' bubbly yuletide classic "Jingle Bell Rock" with real skill and aplomb (Bing Crosby's merry Noel nugget "Here Comes Santa Claus" is likewise put to good use earlier in the picture). This movie further benefits from solid acting by a capable cast, with especially stand-out work by Monica DiNatale as the bitter Ellie and Thomas Daniel as the troubled Kevin. Notarile deserves extra praise for treating the premise with admirable seriousness; any silly or obtrusive campy humor is thankfully absent. In fact, cinematic jack-of-all-trades Notarile even did the sharp cinematography and composed the effectively spare'n'shivery score. The closing image showing the nutso taking a cookie meant for St. Nick is simply priceless. A cool little seasonal slice'n'dice short.
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