Family Guy (TV Series)

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (2009)

Patrick Stewart: Patrick Stewart

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• Stewie Griffin : This was exhausting. This whole experience was absolutely exhausting. You people have ruined "Star Trek: The Next Generation" for me. You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with. I hope you all fucking die.

  Patrick Stewart : I still have five prize tickets from the carnival.

  Stewie Griffin : There was nothing for five tickets! We've been over this!

  Patrick Stewart : Well, but LeVar and I were going to pool ours for the fuzzy troll pencil topper.

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, yeah? You gonna share that?

  LeVar Burton : Yeah, we were gonna share it.

  Stewie Griffin : Really? How's that going to work?

  Patrick Stewart : Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays.

  Stewie Griffin : For a pencil topper?

  Michael Dorn : I have to pee again.

  Stewie Griffin : That's it. Good-bye.

  [teleports them away] 

  Stewie Griffin : [Brent's drink doesn't teleport and stains the floor]  Fuck!

• Stewie Griffin : Now, Question #1: what's it like on the set?

  Marina Sirtis : The show's been off the air for fifteen years.

  Michael Dorn : Although I will say it was an awful lot of fun - you know, when Patrick wasn't hogging the limelight.

  Patrick Stewart : Oh, fuck you, Michael! Fifteen years later, you've still got that attitude!

• Stewie Griffin : Uh, hello?

  Employee : Yes, welcome to McDonald's can I help you?

  Stewie Griffin : Ah, hailing frequencies open huh? Ah, yeah we're gonna get uh two McChicken sandwiches and a Diet coke and... what do you want Michael?

  Michael Dorn : A McDLT?

  Stewie Griffin : No, I already told you they don't make those anymore.

  Michael Dorn : You know, sometimes it's a regional thing. You could ask.

  Stewie Griffin : No McDonald's anywhere makes a McDLT anymore.

  Jonathan Frakes : I want a Shamrock Shake if they've got any of those.

  Stewie Griffin : It's September Jonathan!

  LeVar Burton : Stewie, can I take this goddamn' headband off?

  Stewie Griffin : No, LeVar you're blind. That's the only way you can see!

  Michael Dorn : I'm just saying they have *all* the ingredients for a McDL...

  [someone honks their horn] 

  Stewie Griffin : Just hang on alright? There's a lot of us. There's a lot... It's a big order!

  Patrick Stewart : What time do they stop serving breakfast?

  Stewie Griffin : It's three o'clock!

  Patrick Stewart : Some of them serve breakfast all day.

  Stewie Griffin : None of them serve breakfast all day!

• Patrick Stewart : [holding up two bowling balls]  Look at me, I've got girl boobs!

• Marina Sirtis : Stewie, I'm not really much of a fast-food eater.

  Stewie Griffin : Yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking right now? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad!

  Brent Spiner : I want some McNuggets!

  Stewie Griffin : We'll get to you Brent.

  Wil Wheaton : I want a hamburger. No, I want a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake!

  Patrick Stewart : [backhands Wil Wheaton]  You'll get nothing and like it!