Hulk Vs. (2009 Video)

Steve Blum: Wolverine, Logan

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Quotes 

• Deadpool : Hey! Wait for me!

  [Deadpool jumps on a rampaging Hulk] 

  Deadpool : Who wants snacks? YOU do!

  [Deadpool forces a grenade down the Hulk's gullet and then jumps off, landing alongside Wolverine, and the two run down a straight hallway with the Hulk in pursuit] 

  Deadpool : Logan, I think we lost him!

  [the grenade inside the Hulk explodes...] 

  Deadpool : And they all lived happily ever after, except the Hulk!

  Wolverine : Bub... you just made him angrier!

  Hulk : Talking man hurt Hulk... HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S HEAD!

  Deadpool : My head? Oh, crap...!

  Wolverine : He's all yours, Einstein!

  [grabs Deadpool and throws him towards the Hulk] 

  Deadpool : Logan? We're friends! NO! NOOO!

• [first lines in "Hulk vs. Thor"] 

  Wolverine : My name is Wolverine. I'm the best at what I do... but what I do isn't very nice.

• Wolverine : [to the Professor]  What do you want with the Hulk?

  Deadpool : We just wanna help him find his happy place. Did you see how angry he was? I mean, I'm sorry, but come on. I think his pants are too tight...

  [Omega Red's tentacle wraps around his neck and starts choking him] 

• Deadpool : [after being choked by Omega Red]  Argh... so not cool... I hate that guy!

  [walks towards Wolverine] 

  Deadpool : Wolverine, you look so sad. Hey, if it makes you feel any better, Lady Deathstrike tried to kill you when you were asleep.

  Wolverine : Better than having to listen to you.

  Deadpool : Man, does she hate you. I mean, we all hate you, but Deathstrike really, Really, REALLY hates you!

  [takes out his gun] 

  Deadpool : Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?

  [Points gun at Wolverine's head and fires. Screen turns black] 

  Deadpool : Oh... damn it!

• [Wolverine comes across a man at a lake crying] 

  Wolverine : Hey, bub, you haven't seen a big monster runnin' around here, have ya?

  Bruce Banner : [backing away, agitated]  No! Stay back! Get away from me!

  Wolverine : Easy, crybaby, I'm not gonna... you smell toxic!

  [Wolverine throws Banner into a rock] 

  Wolverine : Who are you?

  Bruce Banner : Please, leave me alone. For your own sake, please.

  [Wolverine pops two his blades on one arm, forming a vise on Banner's head] 

  Wolverine : Here's the deal, misty: a third claw is gonna come out unless you start talkin'!

• [the Hulk advances on Wolverine] 

  Wolverine : Hey, hey, I'm on your side, you flaming idiot!

• Wolverine : You should've killed me when you had the chance, 'cause I'm gonna get outta here, I'm gonna kill all of them, and then... I'm gonna cut out your heart.

  The Professor : Wolverine, after I'm done with you, you won't even remember this conversation. I've erased your life before, and I'm going to do it again. All you'll know is that you belong to Weapon X, now and forever.

• [Wolverine wakes up in the forest] 

  Wolverine : [groaning]  What the hell happened?

  [He pulls himself painfully to his feet, then hears a roar... and the Hulk jumps right in front of him] 

  Wolverine : Oh, yeah...

• [on a plane to Elksford] 

  Soldier : Sir, I know I'm not supposed to ask questions... but who are you?

  [Wolverine glares at the soldier, who starts to tremble...] 

  Wolverine : No one you want to know, kid.

• [Wolverine arrives at the ruins of Elksford] 

  Wolverine : [surveying the destruction]  Looks like someone had a bad day...

  Colonel : It happened about hour hours ago, just before dawn. The creature was sighted crossing the US-Candian border. THIS is what happened when it reached civilization.

  Wolverine : The creature?

  Colonel : The Americans call it the Hulk. Details: sketchy. Department H thinks the U.S. Military's covering something up.

  [Wolverine comes across a car wreck and smells it] 

  Wolverine : I smell something toxic... gunpowder too.

  [disovers a mass of bullers] 

  Wolverine : Someone tried to fight back. Guess they didn't fight hard enough...

  Colonel : Department H wants you to find and stop the Hulk before it reaches another town or city. And if you can't stop it, kill it.

  [Wolverine smiles for the first time] 

  Wolverine : Sounds like fun.

• [last lines in "Hulk vs. Wolverine"] 

  Wolverine : All right, bub... where were we?

  [draws his claws and leaps at the Hulk] 

• [stabbing a drugged Bruce Banner to trigger his transformation] 

  Wolverine : Maybe that'll help speed things up!

• [Upon being threatened by Wolverine, Bruce transforms] 

  Wolverine : Ah, hell... I don't suppose you're interested in talking this out...

• [after getting beaten down by the Hulk] 

  Wolverine : Okay, bub, let's try that again...

  [snarls and charges] 

• Lady Deathstrike : GAIJIN!

  Sabretooth : End of the line, runt! Got any last words?

  Wolverine : Yeah... TWO!

  [Wolverine charges] 

  Deadpool : [draws his katanas]  Let's dance!

• [the Hulk tears down the Weapon X facility] 

  Wolverine : Go for it, big guy! Tear this whole godforsaken place down to the ground! DO IT! Uh-oh...

  [gets thrown from the facility] 

• Lady Deathstrike : Gaijin dog! For the dishonour you've caused my family, you will suffer. And then you will die.

  Wolverine : Sweetheart... you and your family can take your honor and shove it up your bony little...

  [Sabretooth tightens his hold on Wolverine, causing him to cry out]