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5/10
The Breakfast Club Mk. 2
Gislef1 February 2021
Warning: Spoilers
"Bag Man" is just a supernatural take on "The Breakfast Club", with five students locked in detention and a kinda-hip teacher/principal monitoring them. Toss in the inexplicable supernatural occurrence of a "Bag Man" in an abandoned bag that is in the classroom, and voila, season 2 of "Two Sentence Horror Stories"

I'm not sure why the series returned, other than the fact that an episode typically involves a small cast and it's probably pandemic proof. That, and maybe host network CW needed something to fill the timeslot and the show is cheap.

There's the typical "woke" element, as Gabbi admits that she likes Zee apropos of nothing. I guess for the benefit of the audience, so we could know that there are non-white lesbians. As I kind of noted, the 11th hour revelation doesn't do anything, plot-wise.

Overall, "Bag Man' is an effective 20 minutes of unrelenting and unexplainable horror. Why is the Bag Man in the bag, and why does it kill people? Who knows? But the episode fails to stick the ending. I can buy an inexplicable monster, but the ending is inexplicable as well. The three surviving students are trapped in the classroom by Bag Man. The principal is trapped in his office, and... that's it. Presumably the students will all lose their heads. But what happens to the principal, Gallo? What happens to Bag Man? I can buy that he's a supernatural beastie that doesn't need an excuse to exist, or kill people. But where does the story go from here? There's no "And the cycle continues", there's no hint of Gallo's fate. The episode just... ends.

Maybe they couldn't do more in the 20 minutes allotted. But that's a reason not to do anything, not to present a vague and incomplete story, that's only enlightened by Bag Man himself. Who is a creepy presence. And the actors playing the students are okay. And veteran Rob Labelle as Gallo doesn't have much to do, but he does it well. It's just a piffle of an episode.

But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. What do you think?
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5/10
Anyone else think this guy can play the next Freddy Kreuger??
danielortiz2628 February 2021
Like if you agree. This giu already looks like him, and the height and lankiness works out.
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6/10
What did I just watch?
Spencer-Staggs5 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Wow, that was disturbing . . . to be honest this was my first impression to "Two Sentence Horror Stories", and most of these episodes are a flop. "Bag Man" follows the story of five falsely accused high schoolers in detention. The first thing the audience can spot in the classroom is a bag. One of the students notices the bag moving, and opens it. Inside the bag is what appears to be a decapitated head, the guy screams and throws the bag on the floor. He tells everyone what he just saw, and one girl looks in, but nothing is there. The boy then takes the bag and throws it outside the classroom. Jax, the jokester of the group then says he has to go to the bathroom, promptly leaving the room and grabbing the bag sitting outside in the hall. This action would lead to Jax's demise. In the bathroom we see Jax blowing up a balloon and drawing a face on it saying, "If you want to see a head in a bag, I'll give you a head in a bag." Behind Jax we see the "bag man" rising out of the bag and smashing Jax's face into the mirror (well . . . that happened). The teacher notices that Jax is missing, and goes to the classroom. On the way to the classroom however the teacher runs into the bag outside of the classroom, he then brings the bag into the class and asks the students where Jax is. They tell him that Jax went to the bathroom, the teacher is now thinking that Jax left the school and goes out to search around the building for Jax. When the teacher leaves the bag begins shaking, and the students believe that Jax is playing a prank on them. One of the girls then opens the bag, screams, and throws it into the air only to have Jax's head fly into the air and onto the floor. One of the boys (name: Sam) is then killed by the "bag man" and the three students remaining run into the storage closet in the back of the room. In the closet the three chat around about Jax, why Sam was even here in the first place (answer to that question is Jax wanted him to come along so that he could mess with him, poor kid), one of the girls admits that she has a crush on the other girl (this adds nothing to the story), and the students create a plan to beat the "bag man". They run out of the room one kid distracts the "bag man" while one grabs the bag, and the other traps the "bag man" into the storage closet. When one of the students notice that the teacher can't see them because of a sticker Jax put onto the camera earlier. The girl runs over to the camera, peels the sticker off, and the teacher sees them . . . or does he see Jax's head and Sam's body? The teacher then slams on the new security lockdown system just before the "bag man" breaks out of the closet. The teacher watches in terror as the "bag man" advances on the students who are now banging on the door trying to escape. The teacher tries to disable the system with a code, but the code just won't work. He then runs over to his door to also bang on it and try breaking free. I hope that at least the teacher survives. Then we get our final sentence which makes the sentences quite chilling, actually : "Be cool, stay in school. It's easier for me to get you." Overall a not-so good episode. That's all for now - S.
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6/10
Monster in the bag! Don't be mean in school!
blanbrn14 January 2021
Season 3 episode 1 of "Two Sentence Horror Stories" called "Bag Man" is entertaining still a little lame. It involves 5 high school students who spend a weekend of detention only a surprise is in store when a mystery bag shows up. It's like one by one as the teens confess their vices it's a blood end! Really this proves a point behave and act well in school don't go to detention! As you may not return to the normal classroom!
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2/10
The Bag Man Was Actually the Hero
jadgrace-181621 September 2021
If there is a word to describe this episode, it is "potential". If there are two words they are "wasted potential". The writing is lazy and amateurish and the acting, for the most part, is simply bad. Very bad. The antagonistic "Bag Man" is actually the hero of the film because his design and blank grin is the only element that is good about this episode. How bad? It happened to be the first one I've watched of "Two Sentence Horror Stories" and, unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, the last.
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9/10
Very creepy...should be made into a feature film!
SgPepr18 April 2022
I've watched just about all episodes of this series and this one stands out as unusually creepy for a network TV program. The title character is the scariest thing I've seen since the debut of Freddy Krueger except Bag Man is even scarier, IMO. If I were to recommend an episode of the series to watch first, this would be the one. Ignore negative reviews and check this out now on Netflix.
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5/10
It's Not My Bag!
Hitchcoc22 April 2021
Basically a simple kids in danger type of episode. Like "The Breakfast Club" a group of kids are being punished for the action of one. The teacher wishes he didn't have to be there. The title bag sits on a table and, of course, someone will look inside it. There's a head in there and there will soon be more. Unfortunately, it gives new meaning to the word "lockdown."
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1/10
This show is terrible
spmarfy-745026 March 2021
People don't talk like that in real life. What was happening in this whole episode? They went through a whole range of emotions in 2 minutes.
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1/10
Too Woke
falcondj1 November 2021
Too woke and uninteresting. Terrible acting. Terrible writing. My first impression of the show and thanks to this episode, I will not be watching anything else from them. Also, this has NOTHING to do with classic Two Sentence Horror Stories...at all.
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