Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
Evil Under the Sea! (2008)
Diedrich Bader: Batman
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Quotes
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Batman : Nice trick, but can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?
Felix Faust : You want a rabbit, yet all I see is a sitting duck.
Batman : I have a few tricks of my own. Observe: nothing up my sleeve.
[he holds out his hand and summons Faust's book]
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Batman : [thinking] A crime-fighter survives by being prepared.
Felix Faust : You... you spoke no incantations. You're no sorcerer. What, then?
[firing a bolt at Batman, who evades it by floating into the air]
Felix Faust : Huh! A god?
Batman : [still thinking] To beat a powerful sorcerer like Felix Faust takes years of study in the dark arts.
Felix Faust : [seeing the Atom appear] The Atom?
Batman : Or you could just have friends in small places.
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Batman : [thinking] I know what you're thinking. Belly of the whale. It can't get much worse. And you would be wrong.
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Batman : So, you decided to give him another chance. You could have exiled him.
Aquaman : I know. But you don't give up on family.
Batman : [thinking] Just when I was wondering if Aquaman learned anything from "The Adventure of the Bad Brother"...
Aquaman : [taking out a large book] Now, where to begin? Of course. The beginning.
[Orm covers his ears in frustration]
Aquaman : Chapter 1: A king is born.
Batman : ...I realized he knew exactly what he was doing.
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Batman : Someone wants you out of the way.
Aquaman : Happens constantly. Villains are always coming down here to take a potshot at the kingfish.
Orm : Little brother, what happened here?
Aquaman : Everything's fine. Batman here totally saved my seaweed.
Batman : [surprised] Orm?
Aquaman : Big shock, I know. But we're talking again for the first time since I became king.
Orm : After my brother's coronation, I admit pride made me do some foolish things, Batman. But age has brought wisdom and the lesson of the importance of family.
Aquaman : Those years we were apart were hard on me, too.
Orm : My men will look into who's responsible for this outrage.
Aquaman : [watching him swim away] I know, I know. You don't trust him.
Batman : A tiger shark doesn't change its stripes.
Aquaman : He's family. Anyway, to what do I owe the pleasure of your visit, my faithful friend?
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Aquaman : Tell me you're joining us for our celebration this evening.
Batman : Actually, I'm here to check out some unusual seismic activity along the shelf.
Aquaman : Undersea plate movement? Happens all the time.
[feeling the ground rumble]
Aquaman : See? Still, where Batman goes, adventure follows. Mind if I tag along?
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Batman : [thinking] A visit to Aquaman's kingdom invariably means an adventure, due in no small part to his larger-than-life personality.
Aquaman : [transition to him riding a pair of dolphins with a royal scribe] And thus, I turned back the invasion of the Anemonons. You can read more about that adventure in my new memoir.
Batman : As king of Atlantis, Aquaman protects all the world's oceans. But sometimes, even the protector needs protecting.
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Batman : Aquaman, are you hurt?
Aquaman : Yes. I'm hurt that you didn't tell me you were stopping by! How are you?
[Batman groans as Arthur hugs him tightly]
Aquaman : [sending out a telepathic signal] Hang on. There's someone else who wants to say hi.
[a dolphin lets out a squeaking chitter]
Aquaman : Fluke! Look how excited he is.
Batman : [thinking] Fluke. The most obnoxious dolphin on the planet.
Aquaman : Boy, did he miss you, Batman.
Batman : [out loud] Tell him to release the suit.
Aquaman : Ugh, Batman, he's just a dolphin, for Neptune's sake.
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Felix Faust : Pandora's box, Batman. And once I've freed the evils from their ancient prison, you will be the first to suffer my wrath.
Batman : Toying with forces you can't possibly understand, Faust... you know how that ends, right?
