Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

Smarty Pants (2008)

David Henrie: Justin Russo

Quotes 

• Justin Russo : Smarty Pants. They give whoever wears them superior knowledge on anything and everything there is to know. I'd put 'em on but I'm already smarter than them.

  Alex Russo : Ooh, you're smarter than pants, good for you!

  Justin Russo : Now pay attention while I read off some of the possible side effects of keeping the pants on too long. Side effects may be headache, nausea, rash, chronic giggling, belly button bubbles, say it don't spray it disease, tongue reversal, ear gas, sweaty knees, Picasso face, problems with the bowels...

  [Alex puts Night Cap over Justin's head and he falls asleep] 

  Alex Russo : All right, lesson's over! Come on, Max!

  Max Russo : I think I'm gonna stay and draw on his face!

  Alex Russo : Okay, cool!

• [first lines] 

  Justin Russo : Okay, guys, while Dad's away, Mom's going to give her first wizard lesson, so let's show her some respect.

  Alex Russo : Oh, we respect *her*; it's *you* we don't respect.

  Justin Russo : Anyhoo...

  Alex Russo : See? We don't respect you 'cause you say things like that.