Lauren Laverne: Self

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• Dara O'Briain - Host : The large Hadron Collider in Cern, eh, in Switzerland starts on Wednesday...

  Frankie Boyle : [Cuts him off]  Or to give it it's proper name; the black hole machine?

  Dara O'Briain - Host : I-I, they've taken all necessary precautions.

  Lauren Laverne : They haven't taken the necessary precaution of not doing it though 'ave they, you know what I mean

  [laughs] 

  Frankie Boyle : There's a 1 in 50 million chance that it could create a black hole which will end the universe. Now, I would argue, that if there's any chance of that- like if my, if my kid says to me "can I get a train-set, up in the loft?" i would go "Ok." if it says "could I get a train-set, that might end the universe?" I'd say "Mmm, what about a bike?"