Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Cake (2008)
Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger
Quotes
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Chris : Greg? What are you doing here?
Greg Wuliger : Got kicked out of the Bronx Academy, so I'm back.
Chris : See you still have that coat.
Greg Wuliger : I've changed in ways you couldn't imagine, Chris. I've seen things. I've done things. I've tasted blood and it tastes good.
Joey Caruso : [punches Greg] Taste that, Tonto.
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] Dude, who was that androgynous guy you were just talking to?
Chris : Oh, that's Angel.
Greg Wuliger : Do I need to kick his ass?
Narrator : Don't try it. Androgynous guys have a reputation for being great fighters.
Chris : Nah, he's cool. He's in my Home Ec class.
Greg Wuliger : Home Ec? Do I need to kick your ass?
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] I gotta go beat up some nerds. Have fun at your bake-off.
Narrator : If you don't find any nerds, you could just punch yourself in the face.