The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Euclid Alternative (2008)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : [Sheldon's on a driving simulator and it's a disaster] How'd you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't know. I was on the Pasadena freeway and missed my exit, flew off the overpass, and one thing led to another.
Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe you wanna give it a rest and try again tomorrow.
Sheldon Cooper : No. I quit.
[gets off the simulator but forgets to turn it off]
Leonard Hofstadter : [sounds of a horrifying crash, then various animals] Oh, the pet store.
Sheldon Cooper : Remind me to compliment Wolowitz on the software, it's amazingly detailed.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Penny's taking you to the DMV; I'm going to bed.
Sheldon Cooper : Why Penny?
Leonard Hofstadter : Because rock breaks scissors. Good night.
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Sheldon Cooper : [about a driving simulation] Now, are there airbags?
Leonard Hofstadter : You don't need airbags!
Sheldon Cooper : But what if a simulated van rear-ends me?
Penny : I'll hit you in the face with a pillow.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Good morning, Leonard!
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh-huh.
Sheldon Cooper : We're going to have to stop by Pottery Barn on the way to work. I bought these Star Wars sheets, but they turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep. I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me.
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Sheldon Cooper : But, how am I going to get to work?
Leonard Hofstadter : Take the bus.
Sheldon Cooper : I can't take the bus anymore. They don't have seat belts, and they won't let you lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
Leonard Hofstadter : You tried to lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords?
Sheldon Cooper : I didn't try. I succeeded. For some reason, it alarmed the other passengers and I was asked to de-bus.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights and that you'd have to make other arrangements?
Sheldon Cooper : You did.
Leonard Hofstadter : And?
Sheldon Cooper : I didn't... Let's go.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, I was up all night using the new free-electron laser for my x-ray diffraction experiment.
Sheldon Cooper : Did he laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Sheldon Cooper : Then you can drive. Let's go.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Since he won't take the bus and he's too evolved to drive, he decided it would be easier to just sleep in his office and shower in the radiation lab until I'm finished with my experiment.
Raj Koothrappali : But you finished your experiment a week ago.
Leonard Hofstadter : [grins] Yep.
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Howard Wolowitz : I haven't configured it yet. Let's see, Bradly tank, transport truck, Batmobile...
Sheldon Cooper : Oooo
Leonard Hofstadter : No!