The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Barbarian Sublimation (2008)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : [Leonard comes walking out of his bedroom and hears this conversation coming from inside Sheldon's bedroom] Please, Penny, enough. I have to sleep.
Penny : Ok, well, you were great. Thanks.
[Penny comes walking out of Sheldon's room quietly before spotting Leonard standing there]
Penny : Oh. Hey, Leonard, don't go in Sheldon's room, he's not wearing bottoms.
[she walks away]
Leonard Hofstadter : [knocks on Sheldon's door] Sheldon, you want to catch me up again?
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Penny : Uh, Queen Penelope AFK. What?
Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, um, here's the thing, um, sometimes people, good people, you know, they start playing these games and they find themselves through no fault of their own, you know, kind of, addicted.
Penny : Yeah, get to the point, I'm about to level up here.
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, i-i-i-it's just if a person doesn't have a sense of achievement in their real life it's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world where they get a false sense of accomplishment.
Penny : Yeah, jabber jabber jabber, okay boys, Queen Penelope's back online.
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny, you've got cheetos in your hair.
Penny : Oh, thanks.
[Eats it]
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Raj Koothrappali : It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.
Howard Wolowitz : Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty.
Raj Koothrappali : I always thought Peppermint Patty was a lesbian.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, that's Marcie. Peppermint Patty is just athletic.
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Sheldon Cooper : If you don't figure something out, I warn you I shall become very difficult to live with.
Leonard Hofstadter : You mean up until now we've been experiencing the happy fun-time Sheldon?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'll go talk to her.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You want to catch me up?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, let's see. Uh, she attempted to open her apartment with her car key because her face is overly Midwestern. Uh, she hasn't had sex in six months. And she ate a fly.
Leonard Hofstadter : Uh-huh. Seriously? Six months?
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know there are groceries outside of your apartment?
Penny : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shh.
Leonard Hofstadter : I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting and it's starting to attract wildlife.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, wake up.
Sheldon Cooper : Danger! Danger!
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Leonard Hofstadter : Shouldn't you be at work?
Penny : I don't work on Mondays.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's Thursday.
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Leonard Hofstadter : [watching fluid bounce on a stereo speaker] Hey, check it out. It's just cornstarch and water.
Sheldon Cooper : They make up a non-Newtonian fluid which is liquid, but it's solid under the percussive action of the speaker.
Howard Wolowitz : That's what makes it get all funky.
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Tom : I'm sorry, dude. She didn't look anything like her picture.
Leonard Hofstadter : They never do.