The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vartabedian Conundrum (2008)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Stephanie Barnett : I don't see anything at all, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Fuuh! You're the doctor, but I'm constantly hearing this annoying sound.
Leonard Hofstadter : Me, too.
Sheldon Cooper : Is it a high-frequency whistle?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, it's more of a relentless narcissistic drone.
Stephanie Barnett : Yep, there's no inflammation at all, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Then it must be a tumor.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [speaking via a computer] We are out of herbal tea. Do you have any?
Penny : Hold on, I'll go check.
Sheldon Cooper : Some hiney would be nice.
[Sheldon realizes his mistake right away]
Penny : [offended] Hiney?
Sheldon Cooper : [retypes] Honey.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe it's'a residual bacterial infection from getting toilet swirlies.
Sheldon Cooper : It is possible. I got a lot of those. Even at church.
Stephanie Barnett : If it's from a swirlie, I have something for that. Circle, circle, dot, dot, now you've got a cootie shot.