Bones (TV Series)
The Doctor in the Den (2009)
T.J. Thyne: Jack Hodgins
Quotes
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Dr. Camille Saroyan : Are you aware that lionesses do all the hunting?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Yes, and the males simply copulate and eat what the females catch.
Angela Montenegro : And when they get cranky, they eat the cubs... Men.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Wow. Before I flee for my life, the particles I found in the wounds around the femeral artery, ones I thought were mica, are scales.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Fish?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : No, snake. Can maybe have a species by tomorrow.
Angela Montenegro : Hey wanna stay and have a drink?
[Cam snaps her fingers]
Angela Montenegro : Oh yeah. We hate men.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : I'm gonna go now.
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Angela Montenegro : Well there you go. He was playing the field and someone probably nicked him for it.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : How do you know?
Angela Montenegro : Because despite the fact that I would love to have my legs wrapped around one right now, men are awful.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : [Hodgins enters] Hey.
[the women glare at him]
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Whoa. What'd I do?
Dr. Camille Saroyan : You're a man.
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Angela Montenegro : OO. What's that smell? Are you wearing cologne?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : It's urine. I found traces of uric acid on the victim's clothing.
Angela Montenegro : Oh.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : It was the pheromones you found pleasing.
Angela Montenegro : Yeah. The, uh, pheromones in tiger urine.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Well, I assume it's tiger urine. Cat was probably marking its territory.
Angela Montenegro : I was turned on by tiger urine?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : [Hodgins chuckles] Celibacy isn't easy Ange.
Angela Montenegro : Tell me about it. Sex is the glue and we were like epoxy.