This Is the End (2013)

Brian Huskey: Headless Man

Quotes 

• [the guys are debating whether or not to let a stranger into the house] 

  James Franco : [whispering]  I know it sounds really weird, but... I don't think we should let him in.

  Jay Baruchel : Why not?

  Headless Man : Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way.

  James Franco : I'm sorry, we just don't know you, man. You could be, like, a looter or a, a rapist or a tittyfucker, like...

  [Seth grabs his chest protectively] 

  James Franco : ... I'm sorry. Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out, and the first guy who comes to the door, we're gonna let him in? I mean, how do we know we can trust this guy?

  Headless Man : I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here!

  Danny McBride : "Agagaga-fuckin'-crazy-out-here!" This guy fuckin' sucks.

  James Franco : What if he's the rapist?

  Jonah Hill : Man, even if he is a rapist, he can't rape all of us.

  Headless Man : [panicking]  Yeah, no, I'm not a rapist!

  Seth Rogen : You gonna tittyfuck us?

  Headless Man : [almost in tears]  If you want me to tittyfuck you, I will, so good, oh, you'll love it!

  Jay Baruchel : Seth, back me up, please, we can't just leave him out there to die, are you crazy?

  James Franco : [to Seth]  What do you wanna do? I'll do whatever you wanna do.

  Seth Rogen : Uh, let's vote on it!

  Headless Man : Yeah, I fuckin' vote you let me in!

  Danny McBride : Here's my vote: fuck all of you, I'm letting him in. This is boring.

  [the guys all shout and rush to stop him; something growls outside] 

  Headless Man : There's something out here!

  [the thing outside suddenly chops the man's head off, and the severed head bounces into the room, coming to a stop at Danny's feet] 

  Danny McBride : [in shock]  This is real! This is fucking real!

  [he kicks the head at James, who kicks it away from him immediately. The guys all start screaming and kicking the head around the room to get away from it] 

  Jonah Hill : You guys! This man was alive a few seconds ago, we can't play soccer with his head!

  James Franco : Pick it up, Jonah.

  [Jonah picks up the head and immediately drops it again as blood gushes out of it] 

  Danny McBride : What the fuck is going on?

  Jonah Hill : He blinked at me! He blinked at me!

  James Franco : Put it over there!

  [quivering in fear, Craig throws a blanket over the head]