Blood and Sex Nightmare (2008) (V)

Director:

Joseph R. Kolbek

Writer:

Joseph R. Kolbek (writer)

Release Date:

5 August 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Cast

Julia Morizawa	...	Amy (as Julia M. Morizawa)
Andy McGuinness	...	Nick
Dan Petit	...	Walter
Niki Rubin	...	Girl with Pigtails / Model (as Niki Notarile)
Anthony Navarino	...	Role-play Father
Eyez Emcee	...	Photographer (as Eyez The Filmaker Emcee)
Matt Deterior	...	Scared Kid / Counselor
John Mandara	...	Frat Boy
Scott Morgan	...	GG Fan
Lily St. Claire	...	Girl in Intro (as Lilly St. Claire)
Milon Castle	...	Kid at Front Desk
Jeremiah Bruckart	...	Punker
Laura Diozzi	...	Girl at Campfire
Tina Krause	...	Alicia
Tom Thatcher	...	Felix Gallo

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Company:

Alternative Cinema

no worse than 80's "direct to video" stuff, really..but that's no recommendation

If you liked things like "Video Violence", "Woodchipper Massacre", "Cannibal Campout", etc., then you may well like this, because it could have been made around the same time. It has the same look, the same feel, and the same (ahem) quality.

Amy is a girl who has just returned from a funeral in Japan. Her boyfriend Nick has cooked up an idea for them to go to some "adult" resort, for a little wild weekend, but Amy is apparently a virgin and intending to remain that way, which of course, makes things a bit difficult.

Upon arriving at this "resort", they are greeted by the loony caretaker, Walter, who is kind enough to reveal the size of his penis to them, after which they go into their cabin and lock the door. Nick has ideas that Amy isn't warming up to so of course, things are getting uncomfortable.

But, this isn't just ANY resort, it's one that has a mysterious killer lurking about and busily slaughtering young ladies. He's armed with all the requisite maniac tools, like a chain saw, etc.

There's lots of fake blood squirted everywhere, like, by a hose or something, there's a bit of strangeness in one cabin where the guests are playing some kind of "father knows best" type scenario, with mom being a guy, there's two weirdo desk clerks from the resort office that mess with an Ouija board but those two DO have great taste in movie posters. And there's of course, Walter, who really isn't the caretaker after all, but it's never explained who he is before he meets his demise either.

I wouldn't call this the WORST film I've ever seen, not by a long shot. In fact, I'd say it was better than many of the "After Dark Horror Fest" films, but then again, I wouldn't consider than a recommendation. Still, it has its moments, and if you can get past the cheesy look, it's kind of a throw-back to some of the films I mentioned earlier, although, that's not really a recommendation, although I will confess to enjoying some of those to an extent. 4 out of 10, some may like this more than others...but most will probably hate it.